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What Is Your Favourite Type of Goal Scored??

bestest goals scored

  • Long Range Thunder Blaster

    Votes: 15 19.2%
  • Tap In

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Half Volley

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Well Worked Set Piece

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Headed Goal (not diving)

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • Overhead kick

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • Cross Bar and In

    Votes: 8 10.3%
  • Placed Shot

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lob/Chip

    Votes: 3 3.8%
  • Goal After Loads of Passes

    Votes: 5 6.4%
  • Penalty

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Diving Header

    Votes: 5 6.4%
  • Curlers into the Far Corner

    Votes: 4 5.1%
  • Rounding The Keeper

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • Dink Over on Rushing Keeper

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • Direct Free Kick

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • Shot That Hits Both Posts and Goes In

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • Comedy Own Goal

    Votes: 4 5.1%
  • Mazy dribble round loads of players and shoot

    Votes: 3 3.8%
  • Goal Mouth Scramble

    Votes: 3 3.8%
  • 1st Time Shot

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Stopping The Ball on The Line and Heading It In

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • Crosses/Corners That Go Straight In

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Volley

    Votes: 6 7.7%
  • Shot From At Halfway Line

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Indirect Free Kicks in the Penalty Area

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Back Heel

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Outrageous skill round defender and shoot

    Votes: 5 6.4%
  • Post and In

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Massive Deflection

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • t'OTHER

    Votes: 7 9.0%

  • Total voters
    78


Bones

New member
Oct 25, 2006
432
Portslade
A mazy dribble from my own penalty area, round the keeper who has dashed out 30 yards, followed by a long range thunder blaster thats hits the bar bounces down and hits the defenders swede and goes in.
 




Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
I loved playing house matches at school. We played on the 'Dyke Field' and they seemed to be below sea level. Most of the pitches were mud baths, you know the classic FA Cup first round type pitch, where it looks as though they have kick the Saturday Farmers market off to host the game.

Invariably all games consisted of about 8 - 15 goals. Most houses had four or five decent players and the rest were made up with people destined to watch rather than play.

My favourite ever goal was (not scored by me) a goal mouth scramble. I was up for the corner (goalkeeper), but didn't get a touch. The ball pinged around the area for what seemed an eternity, before a team mate managed to get the final touch and lash it into the net. Followed by an eleven man Klinsmann dive into a huge mud puddle. I think the final score was 5-5.

I vote for a goal mouth scramble/melee.
 
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Frutos

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
May 3, 2006
36,312
Northumberland
From the options, I'd have to go for the first one.

I just love watching a player get the ball about 25-35 yards out and absolutely HAMMER a shot into (and virtually through) the net that no keeper past or present would get anywhere close to.
 




pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,041
West, West, West Sussex
Personally it is the goal that seems to come out of nowhere. A totally unexepcted, take everyone by surprise effort that quite literally lifts you out of your seat with the sheer genius and audacity of the goalscorer.

Prime example - Zamora's volley against Halifax at Withers. He had no right to even attempt that volley, let alone smash it into the far corner before the 'keeper even had a chance to move.
 


tinx

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
9,198
Horsham Town
I love a smasher form 30 yards, one of those ones where the player hardly has a back lift and the ball somehow flies in at stupid speed slightly dipping into the little square right below the crosbar and milimetres form the post. Ideally with a totally pointless and much delayed theatrical dive by the keeper after ball has past him long before.
 


Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(
I think mine is an 'other'?

When the oppo defence are on the halfway line and one of our centre halves dinks it just beyond them, for our centre forward to latch onto and race clear, bearing down on goal from about forty yards, with the crowd on their feet and calmly knocking it past the outcoming goalie :thumbsup:

Terry Connor possibly against Liverpool (Millwall?) in the FA Cup (Play-Offs?) springs to mind, but I could be mistaken...
 






Commander

Arrogant Prat
NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
13,597
London
I like the kind where the defence half clear a corner or cross to about 25 yards out, only for some fucker to smash it back into the top corner.
 


rcf0712

Out Here In The Perimeter
Feb 26, 2009
2,428
Perth, Western Australia
top thread, obviously put a bit of effort into this, nice one.... Whilst I do love a double poster it has to be in off the bar for me, I'm back on the clock terrace at Highbury and Jimmy's just let rip that free kick!:clap:
 






Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Long Range Thunder Blaster that completely leaves the keeper beaten but still has time to hit the crossbar and fall sweetly behind the line


but I'm only allowed one vote :(
 


Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(
I like the kind where the defence half clear a corner or cross to about 25 yards out, only for some fucker to smash it back into the top corner.

Danny Wilson, being a bit short, would stand about 25 yards out at corners and attempt what you've said from short clearances...

Saw him hit the bar in front of the North Stand once and the ball came down with snow on it :smile:
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
I rather like the long range drive that actually RISES all the way on its journey until it cannons into the roof of the net. VERY rarely seen, but a classic example would be the Jonny Metgod one for Forest in the 80's (its probably somewhere on YouTube but I can't get that at work).

I'm also a sucker for an audacious chip though. You know, the ones that seem to be going in slow motion, like Phillipe Alberts for Newcastle in the 5-0 against Manure.
 






I think mine is an 'other'?

When the oppo defence are on the halfway line and one of our centre halves dinks it just beyond them, for our centre forward to latch onto and race clear, bearing down on goal from about forty yards, with the crowd on their feet and calmly knocking it past the outcoming goalie :thumbsup:

Terry Connor possibly against Liverpool (Millwall?) in the FA Cup (Play-Offs?) springs to mind, but I could be mistaken...


TC v Liverpool in the Cup in 84
and
Mike small v Millwall in the 91 play offs (1st game at the Goldstone)
 








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