What is the worst thing youve done when pissed

[turienzo's lovechild]

sang "god save the queen", "rule britannia" and other such patriotic songs, along with some of my albion faves at 6am going up las ramblas in barcelona

 

[Brighton Boy]

if you have been on holiday and not sung albion songs at the top of your voice at 6 in the morning then you are not human

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

it attracted barcelonas "working ladies"

 

[The British National Party]

Ok, I shouldn't post this, but I will. Only because none of you have met me so in a way I don't feel ashamed.

Was Staying with parents on the Friday as I was going up to watch us at Brentford the following day, think it was the 90 season. On the Friday evening got hammered in Hove and had a curry and got home and fell asleep, I woke at 7am sitting on the arm of the armchair in just my boxer shorts, When I looked down, well the sight that greeted me was just pure horror, during the night when I was asleep I had a sever case of diarrhoea, and it was everywhere, all over the armchair, my boxer shorts were brown, the floor looked an absolute mess but what made it worse was on seeing it, I vomited all over the place.

I spent the next hour on my hands and knees cleaning it up preying know one would come down while I was in the process of cleaning.. My parents kept commenting on the stench in the living room and why the armchair and floor is so wet. My only excuse was I got drunk and brought a bucket of water in and spilt it everywhere

 

[Scotty Mac]

Came home one night after being on the lash all day, got up during the night to relief myself only to hear ' What the hell do you think you're doing' I came to and realised I was peeing in my mums fireplace in her bedroom at 3am

 

[Stevie Boy]

Came home abslouety drunk, went to bed woke up and found my brother cleaning his bed, sometime during the night i got up and pissed on his bed with him in it

 

[Brighton Boy]

Came home abslouety drunk, went to bed woke up and found my brother cleaning his bed, sometime during the night i got up and pissed on his bed with him in it

that is wrong

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

too many to remember, but has to be shaving both my own eye brows off completely! y

you've seen me do most of em anyway gaz duno wot the most legendary one is.

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

actually the 'flip from hell' in the bowlplex!'

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

another one has just sprung to mind, my mate got pulled over for speeding id been drinking all night, police officer is talking to my mate outside the car i casually get out the car unzip and take a pee up against sum1s flat door, officer goes core dear dnt look like ur mate could wait, later found out u could get fined £200 for that, had a lucky escape.

 

[Brighton Boy]

dunno ronnie.........when we was rather lashed and decided to go bowling i was being proffessional enough but ur were bowling the balls like steve harmison......the wood was dented........and they were popping up like real bouncers

 

[Brighton Boy]

A good one was me and Ronnie o sullivan once went out and was walking back home about to in the morning.,.......

we saw their was road works taking place and there was 11 little flashlights......

we then took them back to his where i was staying went to sleep........

2 hours later we were woke up as all the lights had decided to start flashing we absolutely shat our selves.....

funny as hell though

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Found unconscience in a cemetery in Roehampton by the old bill, taken to Wandsworth nick and slung in the cells! Plus had my money nicked whilst being out of my box too by i presume the bloke who burgled my dough!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

The bloke who mugged me rang the bill to tell them i was there! Top fella

 

[itszamora]

The bloke who mugged me rang the bill to tell them i was there! Top fella

I think you're hiding the real shame, which is of course your choice of football team.

 

[Bakesy]

The bloke who mugged me rang the bill to tell them i was there! Top fella

I thought you had a black belt in origami?
Didn't help much did it.

 

[Bakesy]

I think you're hiding the real shame, which is of course your choice of football team.

He is actually a Brighton wannabe...........

 

[Screaming J]

At a residential conference in Brum, many years ago. Woke up at 3:00 after too much beer. Need a slash, where are the bogs?

Wander the corridors completely starkers. No WC to be found. Only one thing for it. Back to my room and use the Waste Paper bin.

Stagger back to room, ease myself with unerring accuracy into what is (thankfully) a water tight metal waste paper bin.

As I am shaking the drips off I am grabbed from behind and thrown out of the room into the corridor.

Still naked, but very confused albeit considerably more comfortable in the bladder dept. I wander the corridors for a further 10 minutes or so in a pissed state before finding my room again and collapsing on the bed.

Regaling my colleagues with the tale the next morning as to how I was assaulted in my own bedroom whilst having an innocent piss I am hauled to one side by someone.

"It wasn't your bedroom you pissed in last night, it was mine. And when you burst in for a slash I was actually on the nest. You're lucky I didn't empty the bin over you".

Story all around work for weeks. Took years to live it down.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I thought you had a black belt in origami?
Didn't help much did it.

Not when your lying unconscious no bakesy!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I think you're hiding the real shame, which is of course your choice of football team.

Stupid boy