What is the worst thing youve done when pissed

[Brighton Boy]

Just though id bring it up.....

i was hammered last night and woke up with glasses and cups biscuits and pork pies in my bed this morning....i dont remember getting home.....

i dont really know what the most stupid thing i have done has been..........but their has been a few.....

share your acts of stupidity with us

 

[Napper]

set fire to a cardboard box in a skip next to Wtg station, not sure what was in the skip but it went up majorly and had big flames shooting out the top of it. Took 2 fire engines to put it out.

 

[Drumstick]

A friend kicked me to wake me up after i had kinda collapsed and i turned round slaped her in turn pulling her nose stud out and then pu-king on her feet.

 

[Trufflehound]

Scaled the outside of the Empire State Building and swatted at bi-planes, whilst cradling a voluptuous blonde in my other hand...




No wait a minute - that might have been a dream.

 

[Marc]

fell off my pushbike and snapped my collarbone, I was so drunk I MADE the ambulance crew put on the sirens & flashing lights

 

[Brighton Boy]

Actually once i went to the fron of the night bus to piss and it came to a sudden halt...i fell and in turn pissed on myself

 

[SK1NT]

went out in brighton, and me and my mate where pissed. I got his credit card, cashed out £100. I phoned up a hookers card in a phone box and asked where they were. I walked my mate to the hookers house and paid for him to f*** her whilst i sat in the lounge with a cup of tea

if anyone wants to know the hookers house was 56 Attlingworth Street. Round the back of the sealife centre.

 

[Brighton Boy]

who made the tea?

 

[SK1NT]

not the hooker she was busy! there was another women man and a kid in the lounge. Was really wierd. I felt like i was sitting in with a normal family, knowing that theres a hooker in the other room.

 

[Hampden Park]

i bought a baby in colombo, sri lanka (off a lady begging in the street near to the dockyard gates)

 

[Brighton Boy]

not that normal.....

did the woman shout...."oi stop banging up there"

 

[Bluejuice]

At a boozy works party in Southampton a few years ago I managed to lose the rest of my HMV colleagues on the way to the taxi rank and instead chose to break into the Marlands Shopping Centre, telling a security guard to f*** off as I needed to sleep. He called the fuzz and I just told them the same thing. Amazingly the policeman wasn't interested and just told me to scram. Presumably he just thought I was a tramp.

This is one of the few experiences I actually remember...

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Probably not the worst, but a few months back during training for my current job I punched my trainer in the face after a few beers after work. Not play fighting either, a full on punch in the eye which saw him slumped against the wall like a sack of spuds. The fact he had a good six inches hight on me yet didn't hit me back (he started crying instead) makes me think that anyone that pathetic deserves to get slapped.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Had a fire extinguisher fight with my mate in a hotel we weren't staying in, pleaded insanity with the security guard when he caught me, when that didn't work I strangled him and kicked him in the shins then locked myself in the disabled toilet.
I got arrested and fined for criminal damage.

Also I tried to pull the fattest rep at my holiday resort (think Michelle McManus only bigger)...whilst covered in my own vomit. The sick thing is she went for it, dirty cow.

 

[rool]

not the hooker she was busy! there was another women man and a kid in the lounge. Was really wierd. I felt like i was sitting in with a normal family, knowing that theres a hooker in the other room.

Sounds a bit like the West family

 

[Scotty Mac]

got plastered, fell through a bush and hit my chin on a pavementm, splitting my lip open and busting my chin open

then, my ex-girlfriend tried to help me clear it up as their was blood everywhere, but for some reason i told her to 'never f***ing touch me again'

not a good night

 

[Trufflehound]

Sounds a bit like the West family

Timothy West and Prunella Scales? With a hooker in the spare room?

Now that's a BBC sitcom I'd like to see.

 

[rool]

Timothy West and Prunella Scales? With a hooker in the spare room?

Now that's a BBC sitcom I'd like to see.

I was thinking more along the lines of Fred and Rose though

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Sounds a bit like the West family

So that explains Taribo's performance on Monday

 

[sneakychef]

Went to a university maths exam on my 19th birthday.

Don't know why I couldn't have waited a few hours more before hitting the sauce but hey, I passed.