What is the worst child name you have heard of?

[Danny-Boy]

Hugh Janus

Good friends with Hugh Jampton (they actually got that on the radio "Goon Show" in the 1950's!)

 

[manilaseagull]

When I lived in Manila we had people at work called

King George
Princess Dianna
Mercedes
Adonis
Lady Ann
Bong Bong

All of which I find very sill names..

 

[Manx Shearwater]

When I lived in Manila we had people at work called
Bong Bong

That name rings a bell with me.

 

[Mr C Gull]

Mustafa Koc, director of a Turkish company called Koc Holdings AS & on the board of another Turkish company called ARCELIK AS

Also genuine people on Bloomberg:

> 1. KIKUKO TAKENOSHITA 14. GINGER SEAMAN
> 2. MATTHEW WANK 15. KAREN ARSOLA
> 3. CHRISTOPHER FISTER 16. LUDGER POOS
> 4. GUSTAVO CUNTO 17. ANDREW SHAFTER
> 5. ROSEMARY NOBBE 18. FUKKY TANTANG
> 6. CHETAN DIKSHIT 19. WAN KIM
> 7. DARIO DIKLIC 20. ALEXANDRA SUKMAWATI
> 8. EDWARD TITTMAN 21. WING MAN
> 9. DIANE BEAVER 22. DOROTHY CHUNDA
> 10. DAVID MORON 23. DIK BLEWITT
> 11. FABIENNE CRETIN 24. JOHN KOKKINIAS
> 12. DONNA BUMGARDNER 25. ROSS SMELLIE

 

[magoo]

That name rings a bell with me.

No you're thinking of his brother Ding Dong.

 

[scooter1]

I used to work with a woman called Mercedes Ferrari, she was called Maria around the office. And an ex's sister had a girl about 15 years ago and called her Jordan, that poor kid must be livid now

 

[simmo]

Mustafa Koc, director of a Turkish company called Koc Holdings AS & on the board of another Turkish company called ARCELIK AS

Also genuine people on Bloomberg:

> 1. KIKUKO TAKENOSHITA 14. GINGER SEAMAN
> 2. MATTHEW WANK 15. KAREN ARSOLA
> 3. CHRISTOPHER FISTER 16. LUDGER POOS
> 4. GUSTAVO CUNTO 17. ANDREW SHAFTER
> 5. ROSEMARY NOBBE 18. FUKKY TANTANG
> 6. CHETAN DIKSHIT 19. WAN KIM
> 7. DARIO DIKLIC 20. ALEXANDRA SUKMAWATI
> 8. EDWARD TITTMAN 21. WING MAN
> 9. DIANE BEAVER 22. DOROTHY CHUNDA
> 10. DAVID MORON 23. DIK BLEWITT
> 11. FABIENNE CRETIN 24. JOHN KOKKINIAS
> 12. DONNA BUMGARDNER 25. ROSS SMELLIE

Used to work with a bloke called Abisoye Shitta. His phone when it rung came up as A Shitta

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

genuine one, girl named Friday who married a gent by the name of Mr Knight.

my wife works with a lady of that name

 

[Munkfish]

My Cousin was Named Edward Stone, shame we all call him Ed, Fail.

 

[Dr JCL]

I remember a friend telling me about a time when a very drunk Palace fan was boasting to (at) him about -- and even had a tattoo of -- his daughter's name: 'Crystal Alice'.

 

[nwgull]

Used to work with an Eric Hunt.

 

[Pavilionaire]

There have been some shockingly-named NFL players. My favourites are Lawyer Milloy, Pacman Jones and Cadillac Williams.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Adolf?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

my wife works with a lady of that name

i believe friday knight works, or atleast used to work for, south downs health

it definitely rings a bell

 

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

Some real ones....
Wolf and Raven (a brother and sister) anybody own them ?
Truly Scrumptious

and I new a young lady called Justinia Seamen

 

[shingle]

When I was in Cyprus last year. I was standing in a hotel lobby when some woman shouted

Oi Malfoy get over 'ere

 

[the wanderbus]

I once bought my father-in-law a book of people with unusual names & where they lived.... Potty, Fartwell & Knob, one of the few books which can make me laugh out loud.According to this book there was once a woman from Rotherfield actually called Hairy Minge

Yes, I know I am extremely infantile.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I knew a Theresa Green!

 

[FamilyGuy]

I used to work with a woman called Mercedes Ferrari, she was called Maria around the office. And an ex's sister had a girl about 15 years ago and called her Jordan, that poor kid must be livid now

I used to know a guy called Steve Bentley and he married a (Mexican??) lady who's first name was Mercedes - so Mrs Mercedes Bentley!

 

[green]

There's a little grey haired old lady who lives in B&H - goes by the name of Jessica Dick Ryder......