What is the worst child name you have heard of?

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

Wan Kin Too

But Randy Bumgardener can't be topped

 

[tubaman]

My sister went out with a boy called Wayne King..........we soon put an end to that!

 

[tubaman]

I knew of a Mollie Coddling. That always made me chuckle.

 

[Paskman]

Loveday.

Loveday is an old Cornish name, we gave to our daughter as one of her middle names - my wife is Cornish - it is pronouned "Lovedee".

Sent from - not telling as it upsets some people!

 

[Warninsterseagull]

I knew a girl called Rose Bush and then got married to become Rose Plant! Some people!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

This is not a 'fixtures' (as that is just daft), but there was a thread about this a while ago.

For further information, it can be found here.

North Stand Chat

Stumbled across it on search, as I was looking for the article on Cornish names in the 19th century. I remembered the name 'Boadicea Basher', along with Faith Cock and the child named... Offspring.

I seem to remember that a court banned a Swedish couple calling their child Staalman (Superman), although the existing laws accepted Batman, but not Superman or Asterix.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

Sounds like urban myth but there was genuinely a Wayne Carr in Uckfield when I was at school... Sister Dianne. Heard he changed his name later on in life.

 

[The Large One]

The head groundsman at Lord's really is called Mike Hunt.

 

[terryberry1]

Neville Neville

 

[MORTY]

Had a Lincoln Lincoln at our school

 

[HovaGirl]

Not the worst name, but my husband's ancestress was Tryphena Scampe. I love it!

 

[fork me]

Moon Unit (Frank Zappa's daughter)

 

[Cian]

Went to school with a Rory McCrory, mate works with a Jing-Li Wang.

 

[The Wookiee]

Paul Hiscock

Chris Peacock

 

[driller]

My friend has a child in her sons class called:

ice

 

[Gully]

I knew a Connie Flower - but she'd only become that when she married Mr Flower.

I bet her family were pleased when she turned down the offer of marriage from Dave Lingus!

 

[vegster]

In my old store, on the computer files we had a Mrs. Ann Orange.... also there was a hot 20 year old called Xantia..... trouble was that Citroen came up with a mid range saloon of the same name, poor girl.

 

[catfish]

Hugh Janus

 

[vegster]

Hugh Janus

you made that up

 

[The Tassie Seagull]

Surprised nobody has mentioned la-a (Ladasha)