What is the weirdest thing you have done in your sleep?

[Triggaaar]

I suffer from sexsomnia

 

[Racek]

I knew a guy who walked from Haywards to Burgess Hill in his sleep. Think it was on the news.

 

[Wilko]

Hypnic jerk.

Oh cheers Al. I thought you liked me

 

[Wilko]

Hypnic jerk.

Oh cheers Al. I thought you liked me

 

[albion534]

Myself and my ex partner went out drinking once, we got back, had the drunken fumble, and both went to sleep shortly after, some time later, I woke up to find myself in the doggy style position, with my ex taking part, I quickly shit myself and fell off the bed as I had no idea what I was doing

 

[The Large One]

Oh cheers Al. I thought you liked me

Boom, tish.

Hypnic jerk - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[brighton_girl87]

I've been told that I do the following - sing, talk, laugh, punch, elbow, jolt and hold my breath.

 

[SeagullSongs]

I suffer from sexsomnia

 

[Triggaaar]

It means, for example, if I slept over at a house party, I would not be able to sleep next to someone else. I don't know what would happen. Fortunately, it's not caused a problem at home.

 

[Triggaaar]

I woke up to find myself in the doggy style position

You were on all fours?

with my ex taking part, I quickly shit myself

Well that's one way to end the passion.

 

[albion534]

You were on all fours?
Well that's one way to end the passion.

We were ' experimenting '

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I, once, woke up standing bollock naked outside my front door (which was locked) at 2am holding two dinner plates. After 5 minutes of concerted ringing and hammering, covering my embarrassment, front and back with the plates, my wife woke up and let me back in.

 

[Marxo]

I worked with a bloke who was a goalkeeper and his poor wife occasionally had bruises from him making saves in his sleep.

 

[Questions]

Several times I have had a recurring dream of playing football...... I'm playing up front and chasing a ball back to the opposition goalie. The ball is going away from me and it is the goalies ball but still I chase it.... the goalie sees me coming and sprints towards the ball to hoof it back upfield.... but ! catastrophe for the 'keeper... he slices the ball and it goes up about 10' and comes down spinning like one of Muralitheran's dhosras in no mans land between us.... I'm still running so I have a slight advantage over the confused goalie.....I only have to make the 5 yds to the ball... I'm going to make it... but the 'keeper is going for it too and he's closing in... with a supreme effort I get to the ball half a second before the goalie and smash it past him into the net.......

Imagine my surprise when I wake up in bed, with an agonising pain in my right foot as I have kicked the radiator next to the bed. Doh !

Classic Oedipus complex that.

 

[Twizzle]

I got shot in the head one night, shouted "Mum" and felt the bullet numb my senses as I shouted.... then I awoke and was silent - I mean everything was soundless.
I hear that everyone cries out for their mothers as they die by a traumatic incident, & of course death is the ultimate soundless state. Noise is everywhere, even where there are no people or any activity.


Another time I had dream sex - woke to find I was actually doing my girlfriend. She told me in the morning that it was "different". I suppose it was kinda instinctual sex. It was doggy style (not on the front lawn though)

 

[Ali_rrr]

I got dressed, showered and left the house when I was 10 for school. It wasn't until 10 minutes later that it wasn't time for school...

 

[s5.bha]

A honey badger.........

 

[detsknil]

I was told once I was shouting "get me out of this ambulance"......reason for that is unknown! I have walked in on my parents years ago while they were in the act so to speak, traumatic for all parties involved, bizarre as I had never & never have sleep walked again.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

My sister, who would have been about 4 at the time, managed to open the front door and go for a walk in the pouring rain in the middle of the night. My Dad woke up to find the front door open, not realizing that my sister had gone for a walk, but thankfully he popped his head out the door and saw her walking down the road, fast asleep.

My fiancee has told me that I have hit her a few times in my sleep, once I have even kicked her so hard she fell out of bed.

 

[vegster]

Classic Oedipus complex that.

I knew that Socrates was pretty good in the old days, but I did not know Oedipus pulled on a pair of boots for Brazil too .