What is the most embarrasing thing that has ever hapened to to you?

[Commander]

What about you, commander?

The first night I met my girlfriends family I got caught in a rather compromising position when some guy who's family was staying with them walked in on us- we were on the sofa in the lounge. My head was somewhere it perhaps shouldn't have been at that time.

I pretended I was looking for something.

Even now I still cant look the poor bloke in the eye

 

[watsongooal]

The first night I met my girlfriends family I got caught in a rather compromising position when some guy who's family was staying with them walked in on us- we were on the sofa in the lounge. My head was somewhere it perhaps shouldn't have been at that time.

I pretended I was looking for something.

Even now I still cant look the poor bloke in the eye

Surely your most embarassing experience is catching and STD from a midgit in Australia? And then telling everyone you caught it in the sea?

 

[itszamora]

I was going to post one earlier, but the photo that accompanies it is too big to attach. Maybe I will try again in the morning, I can't be arsed now.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i once shat myself dressed a woman. dodgy guts and cider do not mix well

in any other attire, this would be no problem. however, i then had to run the risk of wearing no underwear which could of been extremely problematic had someone got raunchy and lifted my skirt up

 

[1066gull]

Had a wank whilst being filmed on webcam.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Had a wank whilst being filmed on webcam.

that is SICK

 

[1066gull]

that is SICK

So are you for frigging watching me.

 

[Uncle C]

Years ago I had a job as first mate to a driver on a big paraffin tanker. I was as keen as mustard and after a while got so efficient that as the driver was calling on the customer I would connect up the big pipes on the tanker and follow him in.

One day he stopped off, I got all the pipes connected and dragging them behind me followed him into ....... a Gents public convenience. Will never forget the look of horror on about 6 blokes standing having a pee

 

[watsongooal]

I pissed the bed when drunbj teh first time I took my ex home. Millenium Eve it was

 

[1066gull]

I pissed the bed when drunbj teh first time I took my ex home. Millenium Eve it was

I didnt go to bed that night, and I was 11.

 

[Bwian]

Not me but a friend I used to work with in Toronto.

He took the afternoon off to spend it in bed with his girlfriend. After a lengthy session, a bit of a nap followed by some more erm, fun they felt peckish-but lazy. He ordered a pizza and went back to his girlfriend. Pizza arrives, he puts a dressing gown on, grabs some cash and went to the door, grabbed the pizza and paid the delivery guy who was giving him weird looks. He put the pizza in the kitchen for his girlfriend to deal with and went for a pee...washing his hands he looked in the mirror and his face was covered in patches of blood His girlfriend wasn't expecting her red friend for a while

 

[GNF on Tour]

Reaching 400 posts on North Stand Chat.

 

[watsongooal]

I didnt go to bed that night, and I was 11.

coz you were prob eating.

Please note I said I went to bed with my Ex for the first time. What does that tell you knob

 

[Trufflehound]

My friends caught me posting on NSC once.

I'll never live down that experience.

 

[Hannibal smith]

Having Pysio on my Knee and I noticed the women doing this giving me a funny look and left the room for a minute.

I looked down and noticed my left bollock was hanging out of my shorts in a 'Hello, look at me kind of way'

Worse thing was, I'd already paid to go back for the next 4 weeks. I couldn't look her in the eye.

 

[Commander]

Surely your most embarassing experience is catching and STD from a midgit in Australia? And then telling everyone you caught it in the sea?

And yours would be shitting yourself in the street in Auckland.

Or doing a full strip in a pub full of people to 'the final countdown'

Or going to football dressed in a bikini and getting banned for stealing wine and going on the pitch



And I did catch it in the sea

 

[Deleted User X18H]

An over indulgent wristing when about 14 caused me to explain to my mother (who I thought was out) that the wet mark on the carpet by the TV was were I had sneezed.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Ex girlfriends mother walked in just as i finished on my ex's face. I have never ever run from a house as quick!

 

[Pat McCrotch]

When I was about 19 i was on a boys piss up/camping weekend in the New Forest. I was absolutely desperate for a shit during an afternoon on the beer in Lymington and stumbled across a whole in the fence of a rather posh country pad which lead to a secluded tree covered area (perfect for a bit of relief). Henceforth I entered said area and deposited a very large log amongst the leaves.

Several hours later, being so drunk that i didn't realise I had lost my (pennyless) wallet, I carried on regardless.

A week or so later I received a telephone call from Hampshire police saying my wallet had been found in somebody's back garden.....