What is the last thing you had in your hands ?

[Dizzle.]

My phone i guess.

 

[crasher]

A piece of paper guaranteeing peace in our time

 

[John Dorian]

fantastic news crasher...wanna sort this credit crunch malarky out whilst your at it, its getting boring now...

btw, now playing with a ball of Blu-Tac

 

[Trufflehound]

A smoking AK-47.

I feel better now thank you.

Not sure about the neighbour's dog though - it's stopped barking now.

 

[Mendoza]

a can of Mountain Dew, I took a sip of it and said "thats well nice"

 

[CHAPPERS]

You can get Mountain Dew in England?

 

[Mendoza]

You can get Mountain Dew in England?

purchased a couple of days ago from Taj on Western Road opposite Waitrose, 69p a can, bought FOUR

 

[Hiney]

A PEN IS the last thing I had in my hand

 

[John Dorian]

a can of Mountain Dew, I took a sip of it and said "thats well nice"

Thanks for the additional info however, you've posted that on the wrong thread. That will be for the upcoming thread, Whats the last thing you said. Coming to an NSC store near you.

 

[Pavilionaire]

The whole world.

 

[John Dorian]

What did you do with it pavillionaire ?

 

[Pavilionaire]

It's next to the brothers and sisters, sun and the rain, rivers and mountains of course...

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

John Dorians, mothers penis.

 

[Spider]

let's get the 'my cock' one out the way now!

I have just been for a piss, so this is in fact true! But I did wash my hands!

 

[7:18]

a tim hortons cup

 

[vitusvivi]

ahhh maaan i was gonna say my cock

 

[John Dorian]

John Dorians, mothers penis.

Fraid thats not right because mine is so big that u'd need both hands and then you wouldnt have the space to hold your own mothers penis.

 

[Gully]

A cup of tea in my left hand as I trawled down this thread with the mouse in my right...multi-tasker me!!!

 

[Lander]

let's get the 'my cock' one out the way now!

Someone else's cock?

COCK SLAP

 

[Cian]

label roll insert from a thermal label printer which has been on my desk for ages, except when I throw it at people. Its now been thrown...