What is the GAYEST thing you have actually seen at a Brighton game?

[El Presidente]

I remember that day at the lovely Cheltenham! I was never introduced but asked and told that was El Pres I can never see your posts now without seeing your belly!

I was just to the right of that pick at the back!

That was a fatpack that came with the outfit, not my belly! (Though sadly today I probably look the same without the fatpack).

 

[Drumstick]

That was a fatpack that came with the outfit, not my belly! (Though sadly today I probably look the same without the fatpack).

Sure it was El Pres .

 

[algie]

Brighton fans trying to copy Palace's chant

 

[Sussax]

Gays kissing

 

[TheMajor]

Morris Dancing.

 

[pork pie]

Some of the fancy dress at away matches - Barnsley springs to mind as a very bad day!

 

[Beach Hut]

That was one of the happiest days of my, meeting the only gay in the village

 

[Stu1]

A cleveland steamer, a bit of rainbow felching and a blood queening session has made my pre match routine both more entertaining and cheaper than a pie and a pint.

I know this is going to make me want to throw but without being explicit can someone tell me what blood queening is, I've asked two friends of both genders who profess to be sluts and they are a bit unclear. Many thanks

 

[El Presidente]

I know this is going to make me want to throw but without being explicit can someone tell me what blood queening is, I've asked two friends of both genders who profess to be sluts and they are a bit unclear. Many thanks

I thought it was the same as a raspberry moustache, a lady in comfortable shoes sits on her partner's face during the week the tomato boat has docked.

A 71 is similar to a 69, but you stick two fingers up your partner's bonus tunnel.

 

[Skaville]

I thought it was the same as a raspberry moustache, a lady in comfortable shoes sits on her partner's face during the week the tomato boat has docked.

A 71 is similar to a 69, but you stick two fingers up your partner's bonus tunnel.

So would a 74 be the maximum score in this game? Could you manage a 79 with a good deal of lube and hands like Jeremy Beadle?

 

[Worthingite]

Thanks to you El Pres, I now know what blood queening and a Satans breakfast is. You, my good sir, are a deviant!!

 

[El Presidente]

So would a 74 be the maximum score in this game? Could you manage a 79 with a good deal of lube and hands like Jeremy Beadle?

..........and would probably be German too, if my film collection is anything to go by. In theory if BOTH parties used both hands, it could be 89.

 

[Skaville]

..........and would probably be German too, if my film collection is anything to go by. In theory if BOTH parties used both hands, it could be 89.

Could be pretty inconvinient time to get an itchy nose.

 

[jackanada]

I thought it was the same as a raspberry moustache, a lady in comfortable shoes sits on her partner's face during the week the tomato boat has docked.

A 71 is similar to a 69, but you stick two fingers up your partner's bonus tunnel.

My understanding is that its not entirely dissimilar to rainbow felching, except rather than slurping the cum/blood/shit cocktail up with a straw you suffer a prolonged choking as they sit on your face for a lengthy period as the result of earlier exertions oozes down your face. but i am to some extent guessing.

Was pleased to see my stab at what a 71 was a bit like a double shocker

 

[Trigger]

Brighton fans trying to copy Palace's chant

Good shout.

 

[Boycee]

The gayest thing I've seen was a few lads singing Bright Eyes at Hull recently

 

[lighthouse]

The gayest thing I had the misfortune to observe was back in the Withdean days - Ernest enjoying physical man love with Dick Knight. Strangely it was around that time that he started referring to the great one as 'Dick Tight'.

 

[WildWood]

The name of the bar at the Amex.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Robbie Savage's hair

 

[The Fifth Column]

I'm trying to imagine that even if I was gay, at what point I would consider the moment would come when I would be pondering being either the recipient or giver of blood queening, rainbow felching or indeed sticking any part of my anatomy large or small up another fellas hairy ringpiece. I've come to the conclusion I must have led a very sheltered life.