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Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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The game is off for the Stat's.
At lunchtime my bloody idiot son landed himself in an hour detention, for kicking a ball at some other kid.

Clearly there can only be one consequence - bloody idiot. .
 


bhanutz

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Aug 23, 2005
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The game is off for the Stat's.
At lunchtime my bloody idiot son landed himself in an hour detention, for kicking a ball at some other kid.

Clearly there can only be one consequence - bloody idiot. .

It was a goaline clearance...Surely! Let him go!
 










PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
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The game is off for the Stat's.
At lunchtime my bloody idiot son landed himself in an hour detention, for kicking a ball at some other kid.

Clearly there can only be one consequence - bloody idiot. .

Isn't that part of the game? Passing I think its called.
 








Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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Isn't that part of the game? Passing I think its called.
Details are sketchy at the moment, and as is customary with such events and a 12 year old, about to get sketchier. :lol:
A teacher saw him larrup the ball at another kid and run away laughing as it hit them.

Bloody idiot!
 


McTavish

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Nov 5, 2014
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I just enjoy the word and it's onomatopoeia tendencies.
As I don't know any Scotchist I even looked it up, so you need to take up the issue with this site:-

http://scottishsceptic.co.uk/2014/11/28/scots-more-words-for-rain-than-eskimos-for-snow/

Now you're just showing off. :lol:

Don't worry that'll be wrong too. :rolleyes:
Yup, its not it's; and you need an adjective before tendencies: onomatopoeic or onomatopoetic are both correct.:p
 






bhanutz

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Aug 23, 2005
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Details are sketchy at the moment, and as is customary with such events and a 12 year old, about to get sketchier. :lol:
A teacher saw him larrup the ball at another kid and run away laughing as it hit them.

Bloody idiot!

If he is clever, he will do a 'Tyrone Mings' and deny it was intentional
 






Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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....... But can he play left back?

Were it not for the witness being a teacher I might have called bullploppies.

Him kicking the ball hard and accurately, does sound like a case of mistaken identity.

#bad-dad
 


PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
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Details are sketchy at the moment, and as is customary with such events and a 12 year old, about to get sketchier. :lol:
A teacher saw him larrup the ball at another kid and run away laughing as it hit them.

Bloody idiot!

Top of the stats- shots 1 On target 1
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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Why punish yourself, surely Stat Mum can enforce Junior's punishment ?
True but there's a long list of dull reasons to sit this one out.
I was only going in order to take him and his mate as a make up game for the Cardiff fiasco.

What is it with his mate and fog?
 


bhanutz

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Aug 23, 2005
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True but there's a long list of dull reasons to sit this one out.
I was only going in order to take him and his mate as a make up game for the Cardiff fiasco.

What is it with his mate and fog?

Nothing like supporting the team in a very important game!
 






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