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Deano's Right Foot

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
3,915
Barcombe


Sixty-minute man, sixty-minute man
Look a here girls I'm telling you now
They call me "Lovin' Dan"
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man
If you don't believe I'm all that I say
Come up and take my hand
When I let you go you'll cry "Oh yes"
"He's a sixty-minute man".
There'll be 15 minutes of kissing
Then you'll holler "Please don't stop" (Don't stop !)
There'll be 15 minutes of teasing
And 15 minutes of squeezing
And 15 minutes of blowing my top........
 


The Sock of Poskett

The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)
Jun 12, 2009
2,836
Surprised no-one's come up with this yet



And one of my favourites...

 






Deano's Right Foot

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
3,915
Barcombe


Look who's coming down the street
It's the sixty minute man
Doesn't he look bad though?
Yes he does
We have some girls we want you to meet, man
But you look terrible
Sixty Minute man
Sixty Minute man
Look here girls my name is Dan
As I told you once before
Please excuse my blown out fuse
because I can't do sixty no more
I used to rock 'em all night long
Now they say that I'm a bore
Now I guess I'll take a rest
because I can't do sixty no more
I tried my love with Lucy
I messed around with Mary Jane
Well, when I got through with Suzy
I was walking with a cane
Go ahead girls forget old Dan
Now you know the score
Just be my friend
This is the end
because I can't do sixty no more
he can't do sixty no more
he can't do sixty no more
Please excuse my blown out fuse
because…
 




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