What is the best name for a porn film?

[Quagmire]

Two Horses, one Glenn Murray.

 

[Billy the Fish]

John Bumlick.......

ok, i am sorry...please forgive me

Google it, and check the look on the birds face as she downs the cocktail, sick but funny at the same time.

If we're talking actual films, I always thought "cum filled arsehole overload" was a very descriptive title

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Chicken Lover

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Raiders Of The Lost Arse

Thighs Wide Open

I Cream Off Jeannie

Edward Penishands

 

[catfish]

King Dong

 

[El Presidente]

I feel like chicken tonight?

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

Romancing the Bone

Lord of the Ring

The way of the fist

And that Caribbean classic.......

Jamaicingmehorny

 

[NMH]

Cum Flew Over The Cock-Ooze Breast

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Down on the farm !!! EEEYYOOORR !!!

 

[East Preston Gull]

Throat sack fountain
Cool rimmings
The mighty fucks
Full throttle faggots
Sex in the shitty
Missionary impossible
Poolander
Avatart
One blew over the slappers chest
Queerhunter
A minge to far
The roastman cocks nice

 

[peterward]

Gary Dicker dicker up the gary

 

[piersa]

Muffy the Vampire Layer.

Star Whores

Casawanker

Forest Hump

Lawrence of a Labia

harry botter and the philosophers bone

brilliant

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Apparently a genuine one:

You've Got Male (Genitalia)

 

[cardboard]

Dora the explored

 

[big nuts]

Planet of the gapes.

 

[tony7788]

sure you never look in a mirror

 

[tony7788]

To be honest, some of the best adult themed movies arise when they DON'T change the name of the original. These include

Hamlet
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (and there are indeed seven of them)
Animal Farm (specialist in nature)
and of course Enter The Dragon (very specialist in nature)

I was interviewing some of the production houses in California this summer, and they are being hit by the economic downturn.. I hope to have my findings published in a research paper later this year. I'm calling it 'Going Down? Can the adult entertainment industry ride out the recession?'

In an industry that has traditionally had low entry costs and high retail prices, the advent of free to view sites (I won't list them here) has genuinely given a lot of headaches to the folks who run the industry. It's not been helped by high profile cases too such as that of well known producer and performer Max Hardcore (real name Paul Little, and believe me, it's a case of Little by name, little by nature, he makes Guppy look like Dion Dublin) doing time for obscenity in the US, after the Californian court decreed that a film involving urination, anal and vomiting (I think it related to someone eating a dodgy kebab) was unlawful.

have you seen what el prats look like

 

[hitony]

sure you never look in a mirror

Not the best title for a porn film i've ever heard....

 

[levski seagull]

the gapes of wrath! nice thread for a saturday morning

 

[trancing]

throbbing wood