What is it with women's mouths?

[cheshunt seagull]

Hope this works

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmSezwugtd8

 

[severnside gull]

People who talk through sex are clearly not interested.

depends what they are saying

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

This woman has a nice mouth

 

[Juan Albion]

This woman has a nice mouth

Been close to that mouth on several occasions.

Have you seen Trinity Revisited, their new DVD? Has Natalie Merchant and Ryan Adams on it as well.

Some of it can be seen here:

Nice

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I knew from a previous thread that you were a Cowboy Junkies fan.
*stalk*

I am connected to them through my business and saw them do the Trinity Session at the Royal Albert Hall recently with Ryan Adams and The Gilmore guesting. Very good it was too....

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

My Mrs sometimes 'loosens up' with a few glasses. then she is incessant.

Like tonight, she takes all our kids & g/kids and disects their lives, plots the worst possible outcome and how she'll have to deal with it then has a go at me because i don't share her hysteria! For example, youngest has been going out with new girlfriend for 3 weeks. Mrs already has her pregnant and moving in with us, 'sake.

Of course, my lack of feelings is all down to my family & upbringing. I've come on here so now she'll sulk for days, result.

 

[NMH]

I doubt that would matter.


is the same in any language.

True, and the resulting reaction could also be metered equally

 

[Dave the OAP]

I used to endure people who would not shut the F up. Then about 2 years ago at a concert I snapped, turned around and said directly, if you are looking for a night out talking go to a effing coffee shop! I'm here to listen to the band! Amazingly enough they never said another word.... and I no longer endure people like that.

I concur.

I took mrs DTG to see Michael Buble a year or two ago, and we sat down, the lights went down and on he came. Withing two nanoseconds of him coming on, a group of about 6 studenty types started f***ing about and talking loudly...I put up with it for a song or two and then finally snapped, suggesting that if they didnt shut the f*** up, I would not be responsible for my actions.....


suffice it to say they shut up and then one of the daft bitches started making sarky comments about being quiet and my mrs gave her "I will turn you to stone, stares" they all got up and left at half time.

.....and slowly and calmly relax..................

 

[British Bulldog]

I once heard that if a shark stops moving it's tail it dies, I sometimes wonder if the same applies to a woman and her jaw?

 

[Nibble]

I once heard that if a shark stops moving it's tail it dies, I sometimes wonder if the same applies to a woman and her jaw?

Not strictly true. A shark doesnt need to keep moving it just needs to have water running over its gills, so it could be still in a current. But point taken.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Not strictly true. A shark doesnt need to keep moving it just needs to have water running over its gills, so it could be still in a current. But point taken.

Welcome to pedants corner!

Does that mean a womans jaw wouldnt die if you pissed on her face?

 

[Nibble]

Welcome to pedants corner!

Does that mean a womans jaw wouldnt die if you pissed on her face?

A womans jaw cannot be killed. It is like Chucky.

 

[British Bulldog]

Not strictly true. A shark doesnt need to keep moving it just needs to have water running over its gills, so it could be still in a current. But point taken.

I once threatened to swap mrs bulldog for a goldfish, I mean there's a creature that can open and close it's mouth all day without making a sound.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

A womans jaw cannot be killed. It is like Chucky.

 

[Nibble]

I once threatened to swap mrs bulldog for a goldfish, I mean there's a creature that can open and close it's mouth all day without making a sound.

I reccomend them. I have recently purchased a Goldfish called Shackleton and he is a delight, very quiet.