What is a lager top?

[Ernest]

I was in Wetherspoons earlier for some breakfast and I ordered it with a pint of lager top to wash it down.
While I was waiting for my change from the LOVELY Polish barmaid the chap next to me said Lager Top was a POOFS drink

 

[Nibble]

You should have banged him up the arse. that would have showed him how not gay you are.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

he was right

 

[Braders]

nowt wrong with that , the DRUNKARD doesn't know what he is on about

 

[See-Goals]

Drinking at breakfast - its the stat of a long slippery slope.

 

[Les Biehn]

Drinking at breakfast - its the stat of a long slippery slope.

That's what I was thinking.

 

[Brovion]

Of course lager top is a poofs drink. All British-brewed keg lagers are just training beers for kids. Same goes for stuff like Blue WKD and all alcopos etc. Actually Blue WkD is worse as it's drunk by dorks who think it makes them look trendy as opposed to just complete wankers.

 

[See-Goals]

Of course lager top is a poofs drink. All British-brewed keg lagers are just training beers for kids. Same goes for stuff like Blue WKD and all alcopos etc. Actually Blue WkD is worse as it's drunk by dorks who think it makes them look trendy as opposed to just complete wankers.

I love their adverts, its so 90's with its poorly conceived 'lads' mentality.

How many people do they think are going to sit up and think "those guys are great, me and my mates should start drinking sugar loaded blue piss water".

 

[Woodchip]

The lemonade in a lager top is there to take the taste of chemicals away from lager. You never see anyone ordering a bitter/mild/ale top, as bitter tastes like it should do.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

I love their adverts, its so 90's with its poorly conceived 'lads' mentality.

How many people do they think are going to sit up and think "those guys are great, me and my mates should start drinking sugar loaded blue piss water".

More than you would imagine.

Back on topic. I wouldn't say Lager top is a poofs drink, more a lightweights drink. Would have looked far better to order a 4% lager.

 

[CHAPPERS]

So what?

 

[pasty]

You never see anyone ordering a bitter/mild/ale top, as bitter tastes like it should do.

You mean that muck is supposed to taste like that?

 

[beorhthelm]

to be fair, any alcohol with breakfast can hardly be considered poofs drink. a nice pilsner top is quite refreshing on a a warm summers day too.

but in general, you make yourself look like a half a shady drinking pansie.

 

[tip top]

Serves you right for drinking LAGER TOP in WEATHERSPOONS you POOF :safeway2:

 

[227 BHA]

Is Lager Top a poofs drink ?

Yeah right, cos if you walk into a gay bar (not that I frequent such places:safeway2:) all you'd see are blokes standing round drinking pints and not a Bacardi Breezer or WooWoo in sight

 

[Easy 10]

If Ive had a particularly heavy night the night before, then I will sometimes \"break myself in\" with a lager top the next day. And I have never f***ed another man up the arse, nor had my arse f***ed by anyone.

I hope this clears things up.

 

[dougdeep]

It's for kids and girls, just like cider.

 

[Goodfella]

I think lager bottom is more of a poofs drink.

 

[withdeanwombat]

I'm ok with the top part,but I'd worry about the lager.

And to drink real cider rather than a lot of these foppy bottled fizzes is a topers delight.

 

[Rangdo]

It's for kids and girls, just like cider.

You can't beat a good pint of Westons or Thatchers cider. Beats ANY lager OR bitter hands down.