[Albion] What i want

[Icy Gull]

Joke Du Seventies:

One year just before Christmas, a disc jockey on a local radio station in Washington DC decided that it would be a nice idea to phone up the ambassadors from various countries in the US capital and ask them what they were asking for for Christmas.

Christmas morning came around, and the DJ was on the air doing his show: “We called the French ambassador, and he said his Christmas wish is for peace and goodwill to all men. The Chinese ambassador, he wants an end to hunger and disease throughout the world. The British ambassador wants aftershave and slippers.”

The most worrying aspect is that the British Ambassador sounds way beyond retirement age. Slippers? Really?

 

[RossyG]

The most worrying aspect is that the British Ambassador sounds way beyond retirement age. Slippers? Really?

The version I heard, he asked for After Eight Mints.

Should've been Ferrero Rocher, really.

 

[sydney]

What I want is world peace and an end to child and animal exploitation.



Each to their own.

what about women , and balloons...?

 

[sydney]

Joke Du Seventies:

One year just before Christmas, a disc jockey on a local radio station in Washington DC decided that it would be a nice idea to phone up the ambassadors from various countries in the US capital and ask them what they were asking for for Christmas.

The Chinese ambassador, he wants an end to hunger and disease throughout the world. ”

 

[Seasidesage]

what about women , and balloons...?

Women and balloons? Does this also involve dancing and hopefully pins?....

 

[sydney]

Women and balloons? Does this also involve dancing and hopefully pins?....

yes ....yes it does.....

 

[Deleted member 2719]

What I want is world peace and an end to child and animal exploitation.



Each to their own.

I thought you would ban motorists too?

 

[Stat Brother]

I thought you would ban motorists too?

Why would I seek to place a ban on myself?

 

[studio150]

I want to find a cure for irony and make a fool out of God.

 

[phazza]

From those mad days at Withdean this is what i've wanted from Tony Bloom and the club.
i want a club that cares, investing time and money into, youth, community, ladies teams, men's teams, fans experience.
i want to have managers that fit the brief, Poyet, Hughton and now Potter.
i want to see players coming through from the academy.
i want to see trying to play a good style of positive football.
i want to see a club that in dark times , does the right thing i.e. pandenic - help the NHS and look after our own staff etc.
Year on year i am so proud of our club and it's development.
I'm glad that we have got to where we are without chucking shit loads of money at it 'ala' Aston Villa, Fulham, Chelsea, Man City + Utd.
What's left for me to 'want'.
Not a lot really. I guess in game time i would like us to improve on, 1, finishing off the high amount of scoring situations we create better.
2, game management and 3, better use of substitutions. And by the way the things i've said i'd like us to improve on are only slight improvements.
I genuinely think we are close to being the mid-table team the club want us to be!!
To finish i have pretty much got 'what i wanted'!

Has anyone ever regretted posting on here? LOL

 

[AmexRuislip]

I want the MP's and NHS types to tell the fvckwit journos, what they really think about their stupid Q's that are asked

Also, I'd like to JVT to let rip at ITV /BBC / SKY journos...

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Why would I seek to place a ban on myself?

Sorry I assumed you had a saddle embedded into your sole.

 

[albionalbino]

I want the Monorail to be built NOW!!
Promises, promises.....

 

[maltaseagull]

Yeah....but apart from that, what has Tony Bloom ever done for us...??

Brilliant.

BTW Roads?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I want the MP's and NHS types to tell the fvckwit journos, what they really think about their stupid Q's that are asked

Would be just GRAND if what you want, what you really really want, could be extended to EPL pre- and post-match prezzers also

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Why would I seek to place a ban on myself?

What are you talking to the gold fish?

 

[Acker79]

https://youtu.be/M-skHC84AhU

 

[Guinness Boy]

Sorry I assumed you had a saddle embedded into your sole.

If that was the case he'd walk like a clown wearing a single flipper and you'd hear him coming from Lancing.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

If that was the case he'd walk like a clown wearing a single flipper and you'd hear him coming from Lancing.

 

[zefarelly]

I want the MP's and NHS types to tell the fvckwit journos, what they really think about their stupid Q's that are asked

Also, I'd like to JVT to let rip at ITV /BBC / SKY journos...

I know someone who works for the NHS . . . They have been 'told' not to talk to press . . . Or else.

Fascist state is upon us.