What have you bought your lover for Valentines Day?

[LlcoolJ]

Batteries not included?

You're on the right lines.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Roses, and dinner at a restaurant we've wanted to try for ages.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Don't fight it. It was a beautiful moment as you two arranges how you would meet and wave at eachother across the traffic

I've had **** all delivered to my office though. I'm not feeling WOOOED.

 

[grubbyhands]

Is the answer " I got her a pair of slippers and a vibrator, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go and F#ck herself"?

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

I've had **** all delivered to my office though. I'm not feeling WOOOED.

Playing hard to get. Not sure it works in these days of Tinder and all the other on tap sex these kids have these days.

I am 28 and feel old. If my wife were ever to leave me I don't think I could cope. I would be like the old guy in Shawshank Redemption when he gets out of prison.

 

[Triggaaar]

A card.

 

[Triggaaar]

I am 28 and feel old. If my wife were ever to leave me I don't think I could cope. I would be like the old guy in Shawshank Redemption when he gets out of prison.

So your marriage is like a prison sentence. Happy Valentine's day.

 

[Wellesley]

A iron .

It doesn't matter if you're an iron, you can still get your boyfriend something.

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

So your marriage is like a prison sentence. Happy Valentine's day.

It's fine - she doesn't come on here so I can speak honestly

 

[pasty]

May take her up the Amex later.

I offered Mrs P the same but she declined So just a card for her then. Which incidentally, is a card more than I got.

 

[knocky1]

A book 'Strangers on a Train' and a twirl (4 for a pound so 3 for me at half time).

 

[Taybha]

It doesn't matter if you're an iron, you can still get your boyfriend something.

I know , it's the thought that counts .

 

[MrSnuggles]

Spent the day buttering her up, with cinema tickets (for Thursday), lovey dovey card, expensive perfume, which will soften the blow in half an hour when l say tar-rah I'm off to the footy!

 

[Soulman]

Nothing. Will go out for a bite tomorrow night as usual.
Did suggest Paris or Barcelona, she can tune in at 10-45 tonight.

 

[The Clamp]

Exchange of cards, I bought some flowers for the lounge, I'm at work fixing a washing machine and she's off to a mate's for dinner. Probably have a bite out somewhere local later in the week. Lucky gal.

 

[Your Mum]

May take her up

your mum

later.

 

[Your Mum]

Spent the day buttering her up...

...your mum.

 

[willow147]

Nothing, she gets the joy of a quiet night in whilst I'm at the footy.

When I say quiet, what I mean is that she gets the joy of being at home whilst my 14 daughter has 8 of her girly friends round for a sleepover.

Might have a slower than normal drive home this evening.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

regards
DR

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I have booked a table for 8 o clock tonight.
I hope she likes snooker.