Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews
Remainer
i've been trying really hard to not mention that babies cannot whinge, as they cannot speak. They cry to bring a need to their parent's attention, but whinging involves words.
or in my case, the ability (albeit a basic one) to use the most serious and worthwhile method of communication known to man, i.e a football message board (or better still, a football message board in the closed season!)