When did you taste crap then ?
Oh.
I just assumed you'd been to Donatello's.
Opening the batting for me is cucumber......"
Cucumber is EVIL
Cucumber, totally pointless vegetable and should be banned!
Expanding topic to things I find Vile. Pesents, Northerners, Communists, Labour party members and feminists
Just the smell of them...
Courgettes, ESPECIALLY those McDonalds ones they insist on putting in everything.
Watch out - they'll be in your smarties McFlurry soon.