"What first attracted you to the millionaire....?"

[Man of Harveys]

"Bed" in that sense is surely one of those terms that only tabloid newspapers use?

Along with "bonked" and "romped".

Have you EVER used the expression "romped" to describe your exploits to mates?

I have never referred to "breasts" as "assets" either, FYI.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Nor as "charms"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I have never referred to "breasts" as "assets" either, FYI.

Or, to use the correct terminology "38FF assets".

And another staple of News Of The World vocabulary: "manhood"

 

[Wilko]

See, men get accused of being shallow because they would date a bird with big tits, at least that is physical. Women would date these HOGS purely because they have money. Surely that is PROPER shallow

 

[Lady Whistledown]

See, men get accused of being shallow because they would date a bird with big tits, at least that is physical. Women would date these HOGS purely because they have money. Surely that is PROPER shallow

Correct

(slappers)

:notbitter:

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Peter Crouch is not a bad looking bloke and if he old man is in proportion to his body Abi is getting a 9 inch feed which may be part of the appeal.

Stallone is an ABSOLUTE LEGEND so its a disgrace he is on here and Stewart is hardly ugly is he ?. Strange choices.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Billy Joel

 

[DJ Leon]

Anything odd here?

 

[sully]

Stallone is an ABSOLUTE LEGEND so its a disgrace he is on here.

Being a legend doesn't make him pretty.

Did you not understand the thread?

 

[Rangdo]

Surely you should be posting pictures of their girlfriends so that we can guage how out of their league they are?

 

[NMH]

Loads of wimmins are mingers with great make-up jobs.

McCartney shoulda stayed with Jane Asher, she still looks alright and has both shins

 

[Mick Beard BHA]

Has Shane MacGowan ever pulled an attractive woman? His Mrs certainly ain't that great.

His Mrs was 'great' enough for Van Morrison to decide to have a poke.... although i suppose he's no oil painting either! Anyone got a pic of the grumpy ol' bastard? He certainly deserves to be on here!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Or, to use the correct terminology "38FF assets".

And another staple of News Of The World vocabulary: "manhood"

"climax"

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

See, men get accused of being shallow because they would date a bird with big tits, at least that is physical. Women would date these HOGS purely because they have money. Surely that is PROPER shallow

Indeed. I would happily date a small-breasted lady.



















If she was loaded.


















What?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Being a legend doesn't make him pretty.

Did you not understand the thread?

Yes but Stallone is hardly a Dog, he is a shimmering man mountain of a hunk