[Albion] What exactly is 'The Crystal Palace Project'

[TSB]

It's actually a project to see how many different multi page threads you can start about our Palace this summer. The Zaha thread which has amassed over 100 pages in under 2 weeks is our personal favourite. Although the Meyer thread is gaining traction too I see.

It's fascinating. We don't have any threads about any of your players on our forums. Not even Gross who is clearly far better than Wilf. Or was that Will Buckley?

Mind the gap now.

Except that thread saying how good a signing Jahanbakhsh would be...until we signed him, when he became an 'unproven gamble'

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

It's actually a project to see how many different multi page threads you can start about our Palace this summer. The Zaha thread which has amassed over 100 pages in under 2 weeks is our personal favourite. Although the Meyer thread is gaining traction too I see.

It's fascinating. We don't have any threads about any of your players on our forums. Not even Gross who is clearly far better than Wilf. Or was that Will Buckley?

Mind the gap now.

I have less than zero interest in what threads are, or are not, on your BBS.

 

[father_and_son]

It's actually a project to see how many different multi page threads you can start about our Palace this summer. The Zaha thread which has amassed over 100 pages in under 2 weeks is our personal favourite. Although the Meyer thread is gaining traction too I see.

It's fascinating. We don't have any threads about any of your players on our forums. Not even Gross who is clearly far better than Wilf. Or was that Will Buckley?

Mind the gap now.

You do realise they are threads laughing at you? Schadenfreude it may be but watching your car crash of a club skid along on it's arse is funny.

 

[B-right-on]

Is it a bit like a GCSE Economics project? Probably not, as their grasp of economics doesn't seem to have reached that level.

Perhaps it's a class project that everyone in the dressing room contributes to, and it will all go up on a notice board afterwards. I'd love to see it anyway when it's finished. Will it have pictures cut out of magazines, maybe some graphs, and a bit of creative writing? (as opposed to creative accounting).

Under 5"s with black hoodies as a uniform

 

[Guinness Boy]

Better ground, more fans

I wouldn't mind a wager about who finishes higher, how much?

As is traditional in these willy waving contests the winner should be charity and not us.

I’ll start you with a £20 loser pays the REMF bet on who finishes higher this season.

A little twist though. I’m already running Brighton Marathon for REMF. If I complete it in under 4 hours chip time then let’s double it to £40 to be donated to my REMF just giving page in May. Rest of bet conditions the same.

Deal?


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[burnee54]

I believe it is some sort of hovercraft.

Is it full of eels?

 

[Baldseagull]

Is it a plan for a Giant Greenhouse to replace the one that burned down?

 

[Two Professors]

Looks like nobody wanted Wilf,then.

 

[Swillis]

As is traditional in these willy waving contests the winner should be charity and not us.

I’ll start you with a £20 loser pays the REMF bet on who finishes higher this season.

A little twist though. I’m already running Brighton Marathon for REMF. If I complete it in under 4 hours chip time then let’s double it to £40 to be donated to my REMF just giving page in May. Rest of bet conditions the same.

Deal?


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Just have a straight £40 bet on who finishes higher. If you win I will donate to remf/your page, if I win I want the money donated to Cancer research.

 

[Geoffbn2]

Alan Parsons tribute act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Duj2oZIC8U

 

[Bry Nylon]

The Crystal Palace Project is a highly ambitious plan to see if £30m striker Christian Benteke can finally get more shots on target than the t-shirt cannon.

 

[Spicy]

They're extending the neighbouring Sainsbury's into Selhurst Park and will have checkouts at the turnstiles.

 

[Giraffe]

To relegate from Premier League to Conference in four seasons. Never been done. Would be an incredible achievement.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Just have a straight £40 bet on who finishes higher. If you win I will donate to remf/your page, if I win I want the money donated to Cancer research.

You’re on a Brighton message board and you’ve had my terms. Accept them or deal off.


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[Motogull]

Bullshit and propaganda that only a cockwomble would believe. I don't mean Cheeky Coyote by the way.

 

[Swillis]

You’re on a Brighton message board and you’ve had my terms. Accept them or deal off.


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What are you on about, if you can't afford £40 just say so.

 

[Guinness Boy]

What are you on about, if you can't afford £40 just say so.

Can’t you read English?

If I went on the BBS and offered you lot out for bets I wouldn’t expect to be able to dictate the terms.

The deal is this. If Brighton finish higher than Palace you pay £20 to REMF.

If you finish higher I’ll donate £20.

If I run Brighton Marathon in under 4 hours in 2019 the loser doubles their donation.

I thought you’d know given how much you hang round here like a bad smell but I finished 2016 in 4:00:06 and have since been injured and not competed in it, It’s well documented in NSC.

If you accept those terms I’ll virtually shake on them now. If not f*** off. The 2016 run raised over a bag of sand for REMF and I can afford whatever I want. You’re on my terms here. A simple yes/no will suffice.


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[Swillis]

Can’t you read English?

If I went on the BBS and offered you lot out for bets I wouldn’t expect to be able to dictate the terms.

The deal is this. If Brighton finish higher than Palace you pay £20 to REMF.

If you finish higher I’ll donate £20.

If I run Brighton Marathon in under 4 hours in 2019 the loser doubles their donation.

I thought you’d know given how much you hang round here like a bad smell but I finished 2016 in 4:00:06 and have since been injured and not competed in it, It’s well documented in NSC.

If you accept those terms I’ll virtually shake on them now. If not f*** off. The 2016 run raised over a bag of sand for REMF and I can afford whatever I want. You’re on my terms here. A simple yes/no will suffice.


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No. My chosen charity is not REMF, its Cancer research. Couldn't care less about what you ran or how you ran it.

 

[Guinness Boy]

No. My chosen charity is not REMF, its Cancer research. Couldn't care less about what you ran or how you ran it.

No bet then. Sounds like you’re scared. If you bring this up at the end of the season I’ve got screen shots.


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[Swillis]

No bet then. Sounds like you’re scared. If you bring this up at the end of the season I’ve got screen shots.


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How am I scared. I will have £500 quid with you if you like. But if I win the money goes to Cancer research, if not so be it.