What does your signature mean...?

[Kryten]

you don't have a sig? How can that explain it

 

[Albion Rob]

Mine is in honour of the SUPERB promotion we achieved last season.

 

[looney]

I am gay, I am stupid, I suck dick in truckstops for back issues of playgirl, blah blah blah

Shut it fuckling or I'll speedbag your bright red shnoze untill it looks like your muffing a strawberry pancake.

 

[alan partridge]

Remote linking to this Insult Generator site is forbidden. We suggest you develop and imagination for yourself .Oh and learn how to spell

tsk, up to your old tricks again looney

 

[CHAPPERS]

Chappers owns me

Oh YOU.

 

[graz126]

lyrics from a billy bragg song. title of said song slips my mind at the moment.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

you're filthy

 

[Safeway]

The first part is a link to a message board I run, you may have heard of it.

The second part refers to the fact that it was mentioned on the drive time show on Juice 107.2 yesterday afternoon.

I made the third bit up.

 

[Mr Popkins]

my sig is from phoenix nights when students turn up for alternitive comedy night and Jerry St clair takes the piss out of them,

the student says to Brian Potter, "I want my money back" and potter replies "I'd like to moonwalk son but lifes a bitch"

 

[Dave the OAP]

Well...Peter Kaye told a joke that went something like....

William Shakespeare a 16C playwright entered a public drinking establishment and upon seeing him, the gentleman serving behind the bar shouted at him to leave as he was barred.

Its a play on the word bard - barred......

WS is referred to as the Bard of somewhereorother.

I'll get my dublet and hose

 

[CHAPPERS]

Well...Peter Kaye told a joke that went something like....

William Shakespeare a 16C playwright entered a public drinking establishment and upon seeing him, the gentleman serving behind the bar shouted at him to leave as he was barred.

Its a play on the word bard - barred......

WS is referred to as the Bard of somewhereorother.

I'll get my dublet and hose

I've been trying to work that one out for aaages!!

Cheers, Gaffer!

 

[rool]

mine is a series of squiggles which is supposed to represent my name

 

[Dave the OAP]

Chappers you are welcome my son

 

[Blackadder]

I think I need to change mine now!

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

The first part of mine is stating the blindingly obvious. The phrase "tomorrow never comes" is one that has always annoyed me, as people have used it to get back at me when I try to put jobs off. The second part is because Sussex seemed to do nothing but attend parties to celebrate last year's victory, with plenty of then do nothing on the pitch. The third is because when I wrote to Nicholas Soames asking him to support the Early Day Motion, he replied by saying he wouldn't support any building in AONBs. As he is an ugly round lardball, I thought my third line was appropriate.

 

[Albion Edd]

Mines Libertines Lyrics

 

[Easy 10]

Mine is pretty self explaintory.

Good ol' Easy

I didn't realise you were using that, I don't usually look that far down

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Mine is from Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.

It's also used on the intro to "Faster" by the Manic Street Preachers.

I used to have something that my mate said after 26/10/02 but I thought I should let that go...

 

[Meade's Ball]

Breast, breast, fanny.
Out my arse comes poo.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Lyric from " I´m going slighty mad ", which I think we can all identify with.