[Humour] What does this mean?

[34064 Fighter Command]

You are to attend a séance with Madame Arcati. She shall call upon the spiritual entities of Mike Bamber, David Bellotti and Sarah Watts . Each of them shall predict that the Seagulls will once again achieve the trip down Wembley way in 2018.

Especially now Utd have 'The Special One' in charge........

 

[Albion my Albion]

I sometimes travel often for work and my bladder doesn't always time itself correctly so I use a wee cup. It's amazing how nobody notices when you discard urine in a drinking cup. My wee cup has an Albion sticker on it because my mates would never think I'd wee in an Albion cup because they know how much I love the Albion. You could have my Albion wee cup.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I sometimes travel often for work and my bladder doesn't always time itself correctly so I use a wee cup. It's amazing how nobody notices when you discard urine in a drinking cup. My wee cup has an Albion sticker on it because my mates would never think I'd wee in an Albion cup because they know how much I love the Albion. You could have my Albion wee cup.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Oh, Jeez, I wash it before I drink out of it again!