What does Father Christmas drink in your house?

[sjamesb3466]

As we all know Father Christmas request's a different drink in each house as he loves a bit of variety.

My wife has told me that he fancies a Bailey's this year apparently. She has excellent contacts in Lapland (keep it clean) so I will have to trust her judgement although it's quite a change from the Talisker offered to him last year which must have gone down well as he nipped into the kitchen and drank a few more nips out of the bottle in the kitchen before leaving.

What does Father Christmas drink in your house?

 

[AmexRuislip]

A nice can of Fanta clause

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Milk

 

[Mackenzie]

Ginger Beer.

 

[Lindfield23]

Castrol GTX

 

[forumwayseagull]

Milk in my house!! ( for him, not me!)

 

[fat old seagull]

Anything I can get my hands on...cept that custard in a bottle crap!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Cat piss

 

[bhanutz]

Courvoisier in this household....

 

[Westdene Wonder]

Same as me!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I toss a fortnight's old grey Meade beard clippings into a blender with a slightly over-soft and off baking apple and a curly wurly, still in its wrapper. I find a note in the morning from the travelling giver of average gifts and stealer of bad children saying HORRENDOUS, DO NOT DO HIS AGAIN, SUCKER. I like to push boundaries though and don't reckon he has the guts to mess with the likes of me, and my cousin Titus.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Cherry brandy tonight.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Usually a Remy Martin but tonight it's a Disaronno.

 

[Magic Sponge]

This year it will be a nice spiced rum.

 

[wellquickwoody]

The cheap wine that the wife buys, ain't sharing my good stuff am I?!

 

[severnside gull]

A glass of white rioja (if there's enough left in the bottle).

Second thoughts I'll just finish the bottle and pretend. The missus has eaten all the mince pies anyway

 

[Durlston]

Your mum.

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

I toss a fortnight's old grey Meade beard clippings into a blender with a slightly over-soft and off baking apple and a curly wurly, still in its wrapper. I find a note in the morning from the travelling giver of average gifts and stealer of bad children saying HORRENDOUS, DO NOT DO HIS AGAIN, SUCKER. I like to push boundaries though and don't reckon he has the guts to mess with the likes of me, and my cousin Titus.

You crack me up sir... ��

 

[Albion my Albion]

Rudolph's Red from Pennsylvania

 

[Hendrax]

the blood of a sacrificed mountain goat