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What does Britishness mean to you?



banjo

GOSBTS
Oct 25, 2011
13,432
Deep south
A police car and a screamin' siren
Pneumatic drill and ripped-up concrete
A baby wailing, a stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and lamplight blinking

A smash of glass and the rumble of boots
An electric train and a ripped-up phone booth
Paint-splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat
Lights going out and a kick in the balls

Days of speed and slow-time Mondays
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday
Watching the news and not eating your tea
A freezing cold flat with damp on the walls

Waking up at 6 A.M. on a cool warm morning
Opening the windows and breathing in petrol
An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard
Watching the telly and thinking 'bout your holidays

Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume
A hot summer's day and sticky black tarmac
Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away

Two lovers kissing masks a scream of midnight
Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude
Getting a cab and travelling on buses
Reading the grafitti about slashed-seat affairs


That's Entertainment.
 




MJsGhost

Oooh Matron, I'm an
NSC Patron
Jun 26, 2009
5,030
East
It's 17.45 on POETS day, so I am late. I hate being late, so I'm going to stop p|ssing around on NSC, shut the work PC down and head to the pub for some tasty beer. :cheers:
 


dangull

Well-known member
Feb 24, 2013
5,164
The biggest empire the world had ever seen- winning side in 2 world wars- decline
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,518
Worthing
What British means ?

Invading foreign countries who are weaker than us and killing lots of people and wearing shoes and socks with shorts on a summer holiday.
 






vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,274
What British means ?

Invading foreign countries who are weaker than us and killing lots of people and wearing shoes and socks with shorts on a summer holiday.

And getting arrested abroad ...
 


Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
11,839
Crawley
A police car and a screamin' siren
Pneumatic drill and ripped-up concrete
A baby wailing, a stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and lamplight blinking

A smash of glass and the rumble of boots
An electric train and a ripped-up phone booth
Paint-splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat
Lights going out and a kick in the balls

Days of speed and slow-time Mondays
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday
Watching the news and not eating your tea
A freezing cold flat with damp on the walls

Waking up at 6 A.M. on a cool warm morning
Opening the windows and breathing in petrol
An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard
Watching the telly and thinking 'bout your holidays

Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume
A hot summer's day and sticky black tarmac
Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away

Two lovers kissing masks a scream of midnight
Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude
Getting a cab and travelling on buses
Reading the grafitti about slashed-seat affairs

That's Entertainment, Britishness is feeling nostalgic about when that was life.
 


Being completely comfortable with our nationality, not needing to over celebrate a 'national day'.....

...and not getting all angsty (is that a word or small village near Haywards Heath) about it - just getting on with and not keep on coming up with conspicuous and frankly embarrassing displays of nationalism/patriotism (yes USA, I mean you laddy).
 




Husty

Mooderator
Oct 18, 2008
11,998
Beginning sentences with 'I'm not racist, BUT...'
 


Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
11,839
Crawley
Preferring to support the Plucky Underdog rather than the Mighty Champion, hence Mantis Shrimp beats Honey Badger. (in a vote)
 


Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
12,957
Brighton
Yorkshire puddings. Warm ale. Cricket pitches. I wandered lonely as a cloud. Strawberries and cream. Tolerance. Spotted Dick. Creativity. Haggis. Music. Stool Ball. Thistles. Amazing accents. Rounders. Rain. The smell of grass. Green grass. Final score. Fiercely independent. A bit of Shamrock. Cockles & Muscles. Manners. Free speech. Country pubs. Tea shops. Notting Hill Carnival. I vow to thee my country. Muddy knees. Rugby (Union). Whisky. Rolling Hills. Leeks. A rose garden. Pipes. Morris Dancing. More rain. Harvest festivals. Funfair rides. Bonfire night. Hogmanay. Auld Lang Syne. The BBC. Big Ben. Knees up Mother Brown. Margate. A walk along the prom prom prom. The home of Golf. James Bond. Judi Dench. Pride. Principles. Queuing. Guinness. Tweed jackets. Roast beef. Nelson's column. Changing the guard. Glastonbury. Scrumpy. Inventors and discoverers. The NHS. Security. Fairness. The giant's causeway. Plymouth gin. The Royal Navy. We won't be Druv.

Etc etc etc...
 
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Gregory2Smith1

J'les aurai!
Sep 21, 2011
5,476
Auch
we are (England) the only country to win both the football & rugby world cup
 


Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,332
Living In a Box
Abusing Barnes
 


Fungus

Well-known member
NSC Patron
May 21, 2004
7,160
Truro
???
Britain is the only country in the world where the weather forecast includes phrases like "the rain will last until teatime" and everybody understands what time of day is being talked about.

Would that be afternoon tea at 3pm, or jam sandwiches and tea at what I now call dinnertime?

The rain will last forever anyway. :down:
 








Sloe Joe

New member
Oct 7, 2010
639
Being able to manfully stride into a Harveys pub and order a pint of Best without recrimination from Asians and Africans etc.
I'm not racist, just enjoy the things the way they should be.
 










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