Steak and Kidney Pie and Chips every time. Unless they have Steak and Kidney Pudding which is my favourite but they rarely do. If the girlfriend goes I usually end up with something different though. It usually starts wih me saying " so they didn't have steak and kidney pudding then?". She looks a bit nervous and then I add reassuringly "It's ok love. you know I like steak and kidney pie as well". Then she looks more nervous. It's a long walk and to have to go twice?? I'm not surprised she's in the bathroom having a shower sometimes.
Don't have a decent fish and chip shop close at hand more's the pity but when I do get to go to one then either a couple of battered sausages or a couple of saveloys and chips. I once had really nice battered field mushrooms at The Chipwick in Worthing also