What do you do with a dead 60ft Whale on the beach

[Seagull on the wing]

Bottle the stench of rotting flesh and use it as an air freshener at Smellworst Park!!

 

[Ali_rrr]

Get a helicopter, pick it up, and drop it from a high distance on the pitch of Selhurst Park

 

[wellquickwoody]

Get a helicopter, pick it up, and drop it from a high distance on the pitch of Selhurst Park

Palace can organise their own bloody ground improvements!

Sent from my wardrobe whilst watching Susannah Reid and Sian Williams enjoy a clam sandwich.

 

[Derbyshire Seagull]

Try and wake it up and tell her she has to be on Radio 2 tomorrow at 05.00.

Harsh........but funny!

 

[Deenomite]

Stuff it and put it on your mantlepiece.

 

[birthofanorange]

Anything you like - it's dead.

 

[catfish]

I'm feeling a bit Moby Dick...

 

[perseus]

We'll meet agin,
No I said
Whale meat again.