[Politics] What do you call the police?

[erkan]

90% Ball & Chain

9% Her Indoors

1% The Wife

This.

WTF. What next? What do you call your missus:

Me bit o' fluff
Me taaat
Me sister (Croydon option)

??

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[midnight_rendezvous]

The 5-0

 

[Invicta]

Police mostly

 

[Weststander]

The Police

This.

The Filth is used by those with criminal convictions, unless said 'jokily'.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1f8UOWF4RY
regards
DR

 

[looney]

The Fuzz or whatever comes to mind. Thatchers Stormtroopers, Plod or Gavvers are akso common.

 

[Stat Brother]

Tony Stamp, Reg Hollis, June Ackland, Burnside, Jim Carver to name but a few.

 

[Superphil]

The Police

 

[half time scores]

Sir

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Sir

...

 

[1066familyman]

Not sure about the name, but this is the sound of the police

 

[GT49er]

The Old Bill, or the police, for me. Have used both the fuzz and pigs - but that was in my student days, a long, long time ago!

 

[Bob'n'weave]

Five 'O'.








Old Bill or Plod for me. Nothing derogatory about those, even the OB don't mind OB.

 

[Bob'n'weave]

Never used 'Constable'. Got to be careful with the consonants when you've had a few.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Five 'O'.

No laughing matter around this manor, squire. McGarrett and Danno know all, see all.

That's why we have zero crime here, except for the unbelievable bio-weapon/nuclear device plots that the Five-Nil lot ALWAYS defuse. Bloody drama queens, Edna and Co would have things sewn up in a New York Minute, if I may mix geographical metaphors.

Which is why, round here at our gaff, those who Protect and Serve are known affectionately as "Da Krabapples".

 

[Chicken Run]

Rozzers although being serious I call the boys in blue The Police!

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Old Bill. No The.

 

[Gabbafella]

Well I'm not 5yrs old or a chav, so I call them the police.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

The Police. Always sounds like the school playground when when they use other names in the soaps. Mind you, I think the soaps are written and produced by kids anyway.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

This.

WTF. What next? What do you call your missus:

Me bit o' fluff
Me taaat
Me sister (Croydon option)

??

'er in doors ain't it Arfur ?