What do you CALL a MAN...

[Artois]

With no shins?










Tony.

 

[Artois]

What do you call a woman between two goal posts?






Annette.

 

[nwgull]

What do you call an Irish lesbian?





Gaelic.

 

[hitony]

Cutting edge stuff, should I put a NSFW warning on the title?

 

[Artois]

What do you call a woman who sets fire to bills?






Bernadette.

 

[Acker79]

What do you call a man with no ears?





Anything you like, he won't hear you!

 

[Pbseagull]

What do you call a man standing between two houses?









Ali

 

[Pbseagull]

What do you call a man with a car numberplate on his head?







Reg.

What does his mum call him?






R reg

 

[Superphil]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?








Fsh

 

[Pbseagull]

What do you call a woman with Toast, Eggs, bacon, beans,mushrooms and a cup of tea on her head?








Cath

 

[Pbseagull]

what do you call a man with a side of bacon on his head?






Hamed





What do you call a man with two sides of bacon on his head?








Mohamed.



what do you call a man with two sides of bacon on his head , standing between two houses?




Mohamed Ali

 

[wardy wonder land]

what do you call a man with two sides of bacon on his head , standing between two houses and a vibrator up his arse ?




Shek Mohamed Ali




Hamed





What do you call a man with two sides of bacon on his head?








Mohamed.



what do you call a man with two sides of bacon on his head , standing between two houses?




Mohamed Ali[/QUOTE]

 

[Giraffe]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head

Cliff

or Gareth Barry....

 

[Huple]

With no shins?

Tony.

I`ve just made up this joke for Uncle Speilberg because he is having a bad day.....

Q. What do you call a piece of paper with lots of names of people who don`t have shins ?
A. Shinless list

 

[Artois]

What do you call a singer with a biscuit on his head?












Lionel Rich-Tea.

 

[Pbseagull]

What do you call a woman balancing a pint of fosters on her head, with her arms outstretched and balancing 3 pints of harveys on each arm whilst dancing an irish jig?








Beatrix

 

[Pbseagull]

What do you call a woman balancing a pint of fosters on her head, with her arms outstretched and balancing 3 pints of harveys on each arm whilst dancing an irish jig and playing a game of pool?




















Beatrix Potter

 

[pasty]

What do you call a man with a wooden head

Edward

What do you call a man with three wooden heads

Edward Woodwood


*I've got me coat*