What do these current Albion players all have in common

[Pevenseagull]

>99.9% of their genes?

 

[Pevenseagull]

gaudy watches?

 

[Pevenseagull]

a nagging sense of disappointment in the performance of Vince Cable since the general election?

 

[Pevenseagull]

(I like this game)

 

[Pevenseagull]

none of them have the latest P.J. Harvey album on their I-Phone?

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

They dress to the right?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Have no concept of the idea of " no sex before tea time"

 

[Pevenseagull]

synesthesia?

 

[Pevenseagull]

a third nipple?

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

Male Pattern Balding?

 

[Pevenseagull]

Spearmint Rhino VIP membership?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Prefer the luxurious touch of a silk glove to the rough abrasive nature of a Brillo pad to the knackers

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

Penchant for small dogs?

 

[Pevenseagull]

are they Freemasons?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Prefer to eat from a dogs bowl that silver service

 

[Washie]

Have no concept of the idea of " no sex before tea time"

i believe this is the first time i have ever heard of this lmao

 

[Pevenseagull]

They all find it difficult to accept that the Commodores' album 'Commodores' features such diverse songs as 'Easy' and 'Brick House'. In addition they all incorrectly refer to the band as ' The Commodores' when in fact there is no 'The' in their name?


am I getting close?

 

[Pevenseagull]

They are all better at HTML than I am?

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

None of them are virgins

How do you know

 

[jackanada]

They have all been in your masturbatory fantasies, and sometimes all appear together in a vivid recurring dream that leaves your bedsheets looking like a plasterers dropcloth?