What did you learn today?

[Paxton Dazo]

I learned nothin'

What did you do today?

I did nothin'

What did you learn at school?

I didn't go

Why didn't you go to school?

I dont know

Its coooooool to know nothing!,
Its coooooool to know nothing!

 

[Woodchip]

I learnt that Dennis Wise is even more of a *unt than I thought.

 

[Sajerz]

I learnt that over 2 million german soldiers died in world war one.

 

[Flavor Flav]

i learnt that my first day in year 11 sucked cock

 

[Woodchip]

i learnt that my first day in year 11 sucked cock

Does your mother know you speak like that!!! The youth of today!! My word, I'm off to get my slippers and Horlicks.

 

[pasty]

I learnt that the magnetically readable string of characters along the bottom of a cheque have to be so precise in size that even 1/300th of an inch too narrow will cause a failure when being read by the magnetic character reading machine thingy.

Interesting huh ?

 

[Flavor Flav]

Does your mother know you speak like that!!! The youth of today!! My word, I'm off to get my slippers and Horlicks.

while smoking a pipe ?

 

[Woodchip]

I learnt that the magnetically readable string of characters along the bottom of a cheque have to be so precise in size that even 1/300th of an inch too narrow will cause a failure when being read by the magnetic character reading machine thingy.

Interesting huh ?

That's roughly 0.1mm. That's an awful lot in engineering terms. They seem to have factored for some very dodgy printers.

 

[Woodchip]

while smoking a pipe ?

No, they're bad for you.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

I learnt that the magnetically readable string of characters along the bottom of a cheque have to be so precise in size that even 1/300th of an inch too narrow will cause a failure when being read by the magnetic character reading machine thingy.

Interesting huh ?

What's a cheque?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Don't piss into the wind.

 

[Hiney]

I learned that my shoe size is higher than Paxton Dazo's IQ

 

[Flavor Flav]

I learned that my shoe size is higher than Paxton Dazo's IQ

have you got clown feet ?

 

[Starry]

that decent, honest hard working staff are few and far between.

 

[TSB]

No, they're bad for you.

A bubble pipe?

I feel i should add that Woodchip also wears a dressing gown, sits by an open fire, drinks scotch....and posts on NSC

 

[Paxton Dazo]

I learned that my shoe size is higher than Paxton Dazo's IQ

Tell me when to laugh.

Give me 5 minutes notice though.

 

[The Orange Seagull]

I learnt that when that particle accelerator thingy at CERN gets switched on next week that it could create several mini black holes which may devour the planet...............oh well,at least it would save us from having to endure another gutless defeat at the hands of Croatia.

 

[Hiney]

Tell me when to laugh.

Give me 5 minutes notice though.

You don't need to laugh.

Think of it as a kind of Performance Target for your time in Year 10. My shoe size is 9 by the way.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

You don't need to laugh.

Think of it as a kind of Performance Target for your time in Year 10. My shoe size is 9 by the way.

My shoe size is 10.

Nice avatar hiney

 

[Woodchip]

A bubble pipe?

I feel i should add that Woodchip also wears a dressing gown, sits by an open fire, drinks scotch....and posts on NSC

I would like to have it on record that this is NOT me.