What did you forget to buy this Christmas?

[dougdeep]

I forgot the.....................................mince pies!

 

[Bob!]

we've got plenty, you're welcome to some

 

[Happy Seagull]

presents

 

[bardo]

we've got plenty, you're welcome to some

Or if you don't want a trip to Canvey Island for them, Dougdeep, we have some of those Morrisons specials (they were voted best mince pies in something or other) just round the corner in Sherwood Road, which I'm sure my good lady would be glad to let you have!

 

[Bob!]

Or if you don't want a trip to Canvey Island for them,

I don't live there!!!

I only have to suffer the place for work!

 

[saafend_seagull]

Where do you live BHA Links?

 

[Les Biehn]

A thai bride. For myself like Macky did last year.

 

[Bob!]

Where do you live BHA Links?

Heybridge, Maldon.

You?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Heybridge, Maldon.

You?

Get a room!

 

[Bob!]

Get a room!

 

[British Bulldog]

I forgot the.....................................mince pies!

Batteries!

 

[Starry]

The arsenic I needed to lace all the in laws food with.

Was dearly regretting that mistake by about 10am today.

 

[saafend_seagull]

Southend.

Strange that, i worked for an accountants in Maldon in the Summer, which are also based in Canvey Island somewhere!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

A traveling partner that was not sick over the entire week!