What chants can you think of for this player for next season?...

[Trigger]

Luke Chadwick has just joined West Ham.

 

[Marc]

another player who could've done a job for us

 

[CHAPPERS]

KILL IT!! KILL IT!!

'What the f***ing hell is that?? What the f***ing, what the f***ing, what the f***ing hell is that??''

 

[Everest]

Anything by Zitty Stardust

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

how about just screaming every time he gets the ball?

 

[somerset]

Can't believe someone my age is doing this but...........


Loooook Chadwick....is a minger, is a minger
Loooook Chadwick....is a minger, is a minger

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

try and organise the pa guy to announce before the game:

"and anyone of a nervous disposition please be aware luke chadwick is playing today"

 

[Trigger]

POB!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

he really looks like me mate

 

[Harveys_Hammers]

Just the medical now and then he will join.
Anyway here are a few from www.kumb.com

chad-wick! you make me physically sick!
you make me physically sick
you make me physically sick
chad-wick!

luke chad-wick luke chad-wick, running down the wing

luke chadwick luke chadwick, f*ck does that boy ming!

used to be a red, he's got a manky head!

luke chad-wick luke chad-wick luke chad-wick

"He's ugly, he's quick
His name is Luke Chadwick
Luke Chadwick,
Luke Chadwick!"

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

He looks like a McDonalds employee

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Does the Beano know your here.
(repeat as necessaary)