What can you get to stop cats shitting in your garden??

[turienzo's lovechild]

shoot them in the face

 

[El Presidente]

Move to a third floor apartment

 

[El Presidente]

Move to a third floor apartment

 

[mona]

shoot them in the face

I don't think that would go down too well "just off the Drove, old boy."

It's not Fishersgate.

 

[hart's shirt]

You can buy lion shit which I'm told is really good.

Alternatively just buy a lion.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Timmy might have a little trouble locally sourcing lion shit. Bullshit, yes, lion shit no

I like that Tom I do , I like that!!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I don't think that would go down too well "just off the Drove, old boy."

It's not Fishersgate.

Quite!!!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I will try Orange peel tonight (I will have to nip to Tesco's to buy an Orange ah Sangria)
and go to Ransoms tomorrow!! Chees all!

 

[SUIYHP]

Im sure there was some sort of fruit that repelled cats... ah it was an orange peel!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

A bird of prey hovering around the back garden normally does it.

 

[hart's shirt]

Im sure there was some sort of fruit that repelled cats...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Oh yessss

 

[Ninja Elephant]

My neighbour bought a scarecrow for cats to try and stop my cat shitting in our communal front lawn. It worked for a week or so, until I trained him to shit ON the scarecrow with the use of cleverly placed litter.

If you train your cat well enough, he'll shit wherever you wish him to.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Grapefruit peel does it aswell.

My cat always used to bury it's shit, make the owners train it properly.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

answer = a feisty border collie

It's the wrong cauli Grommit

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Could do a job?

 

[blue'n'white]

I know you can buy lion shot from zoos - well Marwell at Winchester sell it I believe and I know that the dartmoor Wildlife Park sell it too.
Can't imagine they do mail order though !!
I have a dog and it makes no difference - the little bastards just come in the garden whether he's there or not - they just run faster if he's there !!

 

[hornet]

It's very annoying.

I think cat owners should be prosecuted should you be able to tell who actually owns any of these things.

I'm sure the police would come knocking on my door should my kids continuously have a shit on my neighbours lawn so why the hell should I put up with their cats doing it? I'm sure it is just what cats do but why should I have to put up with having to prevent my kids from playing in their own garden because someone else's cat can't be arsed to have a dump in their own garden?

Political Correctness gone mad I say!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's very annoying.

I think cat owners should be prosecuted should you be able to tell who actually owns any of these things.

I'm sure the police would come knocking on my door should my kids continuously have a shit on my neighbours lawn so why the hell should I put up with their cats doing it? I'm sure it is just what cats do but why should I have to put up with having to prevent my kids from playing in their own garden because someone else's cat can't be arsed to have a dump in their own garden?

Political Correctness gone mad I say!

Think you may have accidentally hit upon the solution.

Maybe the trick is for you and/or your kids to take a dump on your neighbours lawn.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

I love cats but I understand your frustration.
If it's a cat, you can go to a garden centre or Wilkinsons type place and get some stuff which i call buggeroff or sodoff or something like that. Green crystals that you sprinkle near the last deposit. Smells nice to us but confuses the cat!! Works a treat.
But if it's an urban fox.......