[NSC] What brings people to NSC

[Bozza]

Some search terms (such as daft apeth) were mentioned in another thread.

In case you care and/or are interested, this is what people have been searching for when coming to NSC.

(Position is the Google ranking for that term)

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NxHkV5l-AndRzr2G_4Rvpf85PndKdLxsOGu7JspYuO8/edit?usp=sharing

 

[graysgull]

Wow, there's some really weird searches that link to NSC for some reason there.


Best one for me is Helen Chamberlains bum.

 

[dazzer6666]

Some search terms (such as daft apeth) were mentioned in another thread.

In case you care and/or are interested, this is what people have been searching for when coming to NSC.

(Position is the Google ranking for that term)

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NxHkV5l-AndRzr2G_4Rvpf85PndKdLxsOGu7JspYuO8/edit?usp=sharing

Some of those are fecking hilarious [emoji23]

 

[Juan Albion]

Interesting that the list includes both "chicken breasts smell like eggs" AND "raw chicken breast smells like eggs."

 

[seagulls4ever]

A cursory look provides a few interesting search terms:

"why do gingers smell"
"retro insults"
"how cold before you put heating on"

Fantastic thread for [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] to start to get more visitors to the site. Get people to post common search terms > more Google traffic after people search for those terms > £££

 

[Juan Albion]

In fact, we attract a lot of chicken sniffers:

eggy chicken
chicken breasts smell like eggs
raw chicken breast smells like eggs
chicken breast smells like eggs
chicken smells of egg
chicken smells like fart but in date
chicken smells eggy
chicken in date but smells eggy
chicken breast smells like rotten eggs
chicken breast smells like sulfur
chicken smells like egg
raw chicken smells like farts
chicken smells like eggs but in date
raw chicken smells like egg
chicken sulphur smell
chicken smells like eggs
fresh chicken smells like eggs
raw chicken egg smell
should chicken smell like eggs
raw chicken smells like eggs
chicken thighs smell like eggs
my chicken smells like eggs
chicken smell like eggs
chicken smells like fart
why does raw chicken smell like eggs
chicken smells like farts
raw chicken smells like sulfur
chicken smells like sulfur
chicken smells like rotten eggs

 

[dangull]

Alcohol quite often for me.

 

[Petunia]

Some of those are fecking hilarious [emoji23]

They are indeed.

I rather like “harold the horny hunter“

 

[Juan Albion]

I think there could be an NSCer with chicken in his username responsible for this...

I must admit I'm surprised by the amount of internet people that have chicken that smells like sulphur/fart/eggs though

What scares me is that for some of those chicken searches, NSC comes up as the first answer on Google.

 

[FatSuperman]

I'm simply here for the skate vagina

 

[FatSuperman]

Oh this is why that phrase links here!!!

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?234297-Why-Skates

 

[FatSuperman]

Entry 481 - Can a hamster survive in the wild
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?131507-Can-Hamsters-live-in-the-wild-if-set-free

 

[seagulls4ever]

Entry 481 - Can a hamster survive in the wild
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?131507-Can-Hamsters-live-in-the-wild-if-set-free

I pity the poor souls who stumble upon NSC when searching for sincere advice, only to be met by pages of ramblings. For the untrained, it may be a perilous task decipher truth from deceit.

 

[dingodan]

rate my poo
sieg heil
chicken smells like fart
swingers in brighton
desperate for a wee
can pot noodles go out of date

hmm

Is there a rate my poo thread? Because I am convinced I have some of the best poo in the country and would be willing to put my poo up against anyone elses poo to prove it.

 

[spence]

Entry 481 - Can a hamster survive in the wild
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?131507-Can-Hamsters-live-in-the-wild-if-set-free

Just bounced that thread. Thought i was posting in this one

 

[dingodan]

328 what to do if a fox follows you

...Expect an attempted transfer hijack.

 

[PTC Gull]

In fact, we attract a lot of chicken sniffers:

eggy chicken
chicken breasts smell like eggs
raw chicken breast smells like eggs
chicken breast smells like eggs
chicken smells of egg
chicken smells like fart but in date
chicken smells eggy
chicken in date but smells eggy
chicken breast smells like rotten eggs
chicken breast smells like sulfur
chicken smells like egg
raw chicken smells like farts
chicken smells like eggs but in date
raw chicken smells like egg
chicken sulphur smell
chicken smells like eggs
fresh chicken smells like eggs
raw chicken egg smell
should chicken smell like eggs
raw chicken smells like eggs
chicken thighs smell like eggs
my chicken smells like eggs
chicken smell like eggs
chicken smells like fart
why does raw chicken smell like eggs
chicken smells like farts
raw chicken smells like sulfur
chicken smells like sulfur
chicken smells like rotten eggs

I wonder if that’s linked to the “Kate Middleton’s arm pit” search?

 

[Brovion]

It's all more proof (as if it were needed) that NSC is SO much more than just a football messageboard.

 

[Megazone]

Sex, drugs and Brighton & Hove.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Very pleased people are continuing to look for the Sussex By The Sea ringtone, like it’s 2003 still.