What Argus football headline would you have written for todays edition?

[Lord Bracknell]

Goals in 89th minute save Newport County and frustrate Albion

 

[Winker]

Late Killa in Villa Thrilla!

 

[Pavilionaire]

"fiendish grealish leaves seagulls squeamish!"

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Duffy ate my wife!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Same old Albion, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[pearl]

Same old Albion, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

that certainly has the Argus ring to it

 

[banjo]

Seagulls swoop, but Magpies nick it.

 

[BN9 BHA]

That's the sort of thing a Palace fan would come out with, lol. We have quite a few replica trophies in the cabinet.

And a nice flag saying " Promoted to the Premier League "

 

[Washie]

"fireman rescues cat from hailsham"

Much better headline.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Same old Albion, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

What defeat?

 

[darkwolf666]

Oops we did it again!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Albion let it slip away.

 

[Kosh]

Zeros and Villians.

Kosh

 

[Munchkin]

Seasons over time to take Stocko and Stephens

 

[Giraffe]

Baldock misses open goal but fans blame Stockdale.

 

[BrianWade4]

Up the Duffy, says Worthing Woman

Genius

 

[BrianWade4]

CONGRATULATIONS CHAMPIONS!
Just imagine if we'd thrown away a 7 point lead with 3 games to play.

 

[Hyperion]

Man killed by sausage