Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
As a gay icon and a fashion instigator rather than a follower as usual I'll be a dandy on Sunday.
I can't decide whether to wear my ARS 'I'm with this idiot' T-shirt with the picture of Dick Tight and his poodle Fartin' Martin or my limited edition ARS 'Sack the board' T shirt.
I'll definitely wear my Dick Tight ARS slacks made by Farah with the 25 inch flared bottoms and of course the very deep pockets
I'll wear my lucky 12th century jesters shoes with the curled up toes with bells on the end which I wore to Hereford
All this will be topped off by my World War 2 German Army helmet just in case any of Dick Tights cronies try and ambush my ARS.
The thought of wearing a nasty cheap piece of club tat makes me come over all queer and all ARS members will be easily recognisable by their sense of fashion taught by me
I can't decide whether to wear my ARS 'I'm with this idiot' T-shirt with the picture of Dick Tight and his poodle Fartin' Martin or my limited edition ARS 'Sack the board' T shirt.
I'll definitely wear my Dick Tight ARS slacks made by Farah with the 25 inch flared bottoms and of course the very deep pockets
I'll wear my lucky 12th century jesters shoes with the curled up toes with bells on the end which I wore to Hereford
All this will be topped off by my World War 2 German Army helmet just in case any of Dick Tights cronies try and ambush my ARS.
The thought of wearing a nasty cheap piece of club tat makes me come over all queer and all ARS members will be easily recognisable by their sense of fashion taught by me