What are you really good at?

[Lush]

One thing I am really good at is chatting up old ladies. Maybe I treat them as people, not as old people.

Anyway, it could come it handy as the years on.

Who are you calling an old lady?

 

[zefarelly]

I'm good at going off on tangents no one else understands

getting the arse with builders, suppliers and generally inneficient slack service people

I'm very good the art of getting away with doing virtually sod all at work whilst people think I'm working . . . . .or maybe thats just because Im incredibly efficient

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I'm good at reaching high shelves to get tins for old ladies.
Also good at Childrens TV and Pop Music Trivia.
Like to think I'm good at football and DJing.

 

[dwayne]

football, bodybuilding, powerlifting, golf

 

[Hannibal smith]

football, bodybuilding, powerlifting, golf

You forgot lying.

 

[dwayne]

I can juggle 3 fire torches, 4 clubs and 5 balls. Not all at the same time obviously!

And I'm yet to meet a better computer programmer than me. That's why I've gone self employed, as I believe it is possible to write bug free software rather than some of the rubbish that passes as code in some of the jobs I've worked at.

funny that cos all the programmers/ analysts that get laid off around here think they are the best too. Why did u lose your job?

 

[zefarelly]

fatball, bullshitting, shirtlifting, gimp

I just couldnt resist the temptation

 

[dwayne]

yeah but Zef, who's larger u or moi?

 

[Marshy]

4 got to mention golf as well.

Play of 8 which i think is pretty good.

 

[zefarelly]

size isnt everything dear boy . . . .I happen to be about right sizewise for my heightwise anyways

 

[alan partridge]

I'm good at reaching high shelves to get tins for old ladies.
Also good at Childrens TV and Pop Music Trivia.
Like to think I'm good at football and DJing.

tins my arse...its those mags you're after aren't you?

 

[looney]

cooking
shagging
Slacking off
Flower arranging
Trolling
arguing
curb stomping.

 

[zefarelly]

what kind of flowers looney . . . .I'm intreagued

I'm a fan of root crops my self, Flowers are essentially tarts . . . .prostitutes to the bees

 

[Barnet Seagull]

tins my arse...its those mags you're after aren't you?

Nope. Definitely a DVD man. Glass is wipe clean.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Designing cabinets and furniture.
Holding a 14 lb sledge hammer at arms length and slowly lowering it to touch my nose.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Who are you calling an old lady?

You see I don't even know when I'm doing it ............... <cough>.


I know it's not a patch on the tongue trick .................

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Like to think I'm good at football.

*spits coffee over keyboard*

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Best man speeches

 

[Wilko]

Good at essays - 3 A's at A levels !! Ever need an essay done, come and see me - £20 per 1000 words

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Sleeping