What Are You Giving Up For Lent?

[Wellesley]

Abstinence

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I'm GIVING up FULL Englishes

Just a LARGE SauSAge sandwich with your favourite SAUCE then

 

[Washie]

Lent

 

[Mackenzie]

Deodorant.

 

[ofco8]

Sex with women.

Just men until Easter then?

Had 3 pancakes to start Lent but have now decided not to give up anything.

 

[Hillian1]

Hope.

 

[emphyrian]

A chiropractor once told me that for every stone you lose it adds an inch to your worm.

i could add 18" holy crap

 

[Questions]

I'm giving up self abuse.

 

[Questions]

only joking.

 

[El Sid]

A chiropractor once told me that for every stone you lose it adds an inch to your worm.

i could add 18" holy crap

When I told my wife she started crying and handed me a pork pie.

 

[The Modfather]

Working like a dog

 

[The Merry Prankster]

I'm just giving up.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

When I told my wife she started crying and handed me a pork pie.

My wife ate my pork pie ----- then I cried

 

[banjo]

Just a LARGE SauSAge sandwich with your favourite SAUCE then

Has to be brown with sausage.

 

[BensGrandad]

Slightly OT but do school children still have a half day on Ash Wednesday ( tomorrow) when I was at Holy Trinity in Worthing , early 50s, we went to St Matthews church for a service until about 10 oclock then went home.

 

[Frutos]

Slightly OT but do school children still have a half day on Ash Wednesday ( tomorrow) when I was at Holy Trinity in Worthing , early 50s, we went to St Matthews church for a service until about 10 oclock then went home.

I don't think so.

Certainly we never did when I was at school (90's) and I've not heard of it happening before you mentioned it there.

 

[bluenitsuj]

I am giving up thinking about giving up anything

 

[janee]

This forum

 

[Luke93]

Paying for Cheese Staws at the Tesco self-service checkout! Yesterday I learnt they have a NINTY-TWO % profit margin on them. Also, finding them on the system is a pain, I would rather get fined the 89p for sneaking it in my bad.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Crack