[NSC] What are you doing on Monday?

[Simster]

As it happens I've got a minging hangover. I'm now in trouble with the wife for laughing at twitter with the funeral on. In particular, the comment "What did Mike Tindall get his medals for? " and the response "Piss drinking champion 2006"

To be fair, that is ludicrous.



We all know it was for having the soggiest biscuit.

 

[doogie004]

At least my taxi run to Heathrow shortly going to be quick


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[Herr Tubthumper]

In answer to the original question....it seems to be making fish puns.

 

[Clive Walker]

Pot noodle and a ****. Same as every monday

 

[Gazwag]

Bit annoyed the golf club is closed so will be playing Football Manager while the wife and mother in law watch tv

Mine was open, went with my neighbour for a quick 9 holes on the par 3 course after dropping my wife at work. She's is a royalist but chose to work to enable two hip operations, one had been on the waiting list for 2 years the other nearly 3.

 

[Motogull]

 

[BrightonCottager]

Going to my mum's to unblock her toilet.

Mission accomplished - feeling proud of myself for once. Now the clear up!

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

On NSC whilst preparing lessons for the week. Can somebody please tell me when it is safe to put the tv back on ?

 

[METALMICKY]

Mine was open, went with my neighbour for a quick 9 holes on the par 3 course after dropping my wife at work. She's is a royalist but chose to work to enable two hip operations, one had been on the waiting list for 2 years the other nearly 3.

Well played your wife. Great attitude

 

[theboybilly]

It was magnificent. We do this so well. God speed your Majesty and thank you

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Just been for a lovely cycle.

The roads are empty. And yet....I have never see it so crowded getting in and out of Church Wood, Blean, car park.

How very peculiar.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I was in France earlier, and I was looking for a black suit and hat to wear today as a mark of respect. I picked up a suit pretty easily, but no luck with the hat. I tried all the shops. I ended up in a chemist. I asked for a chapeau Anglaise. The bloke behind the counter asked me if I had any particular colour in mind. Naturally I said 'black, as a mark of respect for The Queen'. He replied 'You English, Quelle Finesse!'

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Just back from Box Hill, rammed as expected

 

[stewart12]

I watched Bugs Life

 

[Leekbrookgull]

In and out of the house all day cat at the vets at 10am,bit of ironing after that whilst radio on and then around 1pm cleaned the car inside and out couldn't do that whilst main service was on out of respect.

 

[BLOCK F]

Apricots are a bit of an overlooked fruit in my mind.

Regarding almond croissants, the ones with the paste stuff in the middle? I have those a lot as well.

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I love a good Apricot jam.
As for croissants, I love those too, but haven’t had one for ages.
You’ve got my tastebuds going now.