What are the first words you wish to hear the new man utter?

[BN9 BHA]

Right, where do they keep the Albion baseball caps?

 

[martin tyler]

I have a dream.

 

[SheffieldSeagulls]

Over to you..

Can you re-work the lyrics of Delilah to fit Seagulls? And I want to buy players that will graft for me, not the ones you want to buy!!!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I'm here for the long haul back-----that will be a year then

 

[Dan Aitch]

We're in a relegation battle and unless I make a difference the club will suffer. I intend to make a difference.

 

[oldboyroy]

I am very pleased to be given the opportunity to manage this fantastic football club and I hope to take it to the next level albeit from league 1 in the short term but with astute transfer market and bringing players in from the academy and under 16s the future is in great hands and with Mr Barber controlling the purse strings I can assure you we will remain FFP compliant...

 

[Acker79]

I'd like to thank the chairman for giving me my first chance in football management. Mr Barber has agreed to show me the ropes in the transfer market, and my assistant, Nathan, is going to introduce me to the players.

plus

"...Don't worry, I won't be relying on this translator forever. I hope to have learned at least some British before the end of the year"

 

[TheJasperCo]

Actions speak louder than words.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

holy shit!!!!!!!!

 

[El Sid]

Gizza job!

 

[Silent Bob]

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

 

[portlock seagull]

It's a disgrace we don't have a winter break, I would win trophies if we did, I cannot be expected to win anything without a winter break, other countries have winter breaks....(I miss Poyet basically!)

 

[perseus]

 

[jimbob5]

I want to make this current crop of players to play to their full potential. I want other teams to dread playing us because of our effective teamwork that borders on the telepathic. I will look for new blood but only if they are right for the club and the price is right and have no intention of spending beyond our means for short term gain that is unsustainable. I want to bring back the zing for the fans!

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I have seen the final table, courtesy of Mr Bloom's contacts in Asia. We'll be fine.

 

[Worthingite]

*leans out of his car window* Ched's a triffic lad and for sure, If we can get the lads going then I think we'll be looking at the playoffs

 

[Ernest]

I not speak English a lot

 

[mothy]

Jfc won't be starting

 

[jimbob5]

Jfc won't be starting

Er, he's a lad short of confidence who has just ended a goal famine. Why not kick him back down again?

 

[topbanana36]

I have come back to finish the job I started before I was sacked live on the BBC.