[Help] What Am I Getting?

[Bodian]

Mrs Bodian showed me an email on her phone this evening that she thought was spam and asked me how to mark it as such.

I couldn't help but notice that further down her inbox was one from 'Seagulls Direct' starting 'Dear Mrs Bodian...'

Now, I can't imagine she is buying something for herself, and it's my birthday in a couple of weeks.

Sweepstake on what she's getting me....

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

BHA bottle top.

 

[elwheelio]

Albion bed sheets for when she moves you in to the spare room.

 

[Justice]

What if you don’t get anything

 

[The Wookiee]

These ?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Without the top of course.

 

[Stato]

Sorry mate, you're getting the Joni Mitchell CD. The one with the crap jazz version of 'Both Sides Now'. Her secretary is getting the dart board and the surround.

 

[B-right-on]

 

[Taybha]

A Brighton and Hove Albion lanyard would be amazing they're so rare they don't actually sell them anywhere but at the airport in Gran Canaria and in Dingle County Kerry which is a bit strange frankly, anyway enjoy the bobble hat.

 

[East Staffs Gull]

2023 Chelsea Calendar?

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Mrs Bodian showed me an email on her phone this evening that she thought was spam and asked me how to mark it as such.

I couldn't help but notice that further down her inbox was one from 'Seagulls Direct' starting 'Dear Mrs Bodian...'

Now, I can't imagine she is buying something for herself, and it's my birthday in a couple of weeks.

Sweepstake on what she's getting me....

Season ticket for the WSU lift?

Don’t know what name the marketing team have gone with but will probably involve “experience” “unrivalled” “the highs and lows of premier league football”

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Mrs Bodian showed me an email on her phone this evening that she thought was spam and asked me how to mark it as such.

I couldn't help but notice that further down her inbox was one from 'Seagulls Direct' starting 'Dear Mrs Bodian...'

Now, I can't imagine she is buying something for herself, and it's my birthday in a couple of weeks.

Sweepstake on what she's getting me....

Just a thought, how do you know it’s for you, could be a gift for her new international boyfriend who she’s met online this week?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Mrs Bodian showed me an email on her phone this evening that she thought was spam and asked me how to mark it as such.

I couldn't help but notice that further down her inbox was one from 'Seagulls Direct' starting 'Dear Mrs Bodian...'

Now, I can't imagine she is buying something for herself, and it's my birthday in a couple of weeks.

Sweepstake on what she's getting me....

A RDZ doll, where you pull the cord and it says "fantastic"

 

[Bodian]

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Without the top of course.

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These may well be close - I was having a right moan the other day about the number of empty plastic bottles she keeps under the sink, with an equal amount of bottle tops - none of which fit any of the bottles!

 

[Bodian]

Just a thought, how do you know it’s for you, could be a gift for her new international boyfriend who she’s met online this week?

Hmm - possibly a Mitoma shirt for him??

 

[Zeberdi]

A Seagull

 

[Wrong-Direction]

She's cancelled your ST

 

[Albion_Dave]

Just a thought, how do you know it’s for you, could be a gift for her new international boyfriend who she’s met online this week?

@Swansman?

 

[Bodian]

@Swansman?

Oh my word - that's beyond thinking about......

 

[studio150]

Socks, on offer currently, 3 pairs for £10.