[Albion] What Albion chant (past or present) still brings a smile to your face?

[GoldstoneVintage]

My personal favourite is still:

'Two Kerry Mayos, there's only two Kerry Mayos... etc' .

PS: for any youngsters out there, Kerry Mayo's wife was also called Kerry.

 

[Deadly Danson]

Stevie Gritt, he's got no hair but we don't care...

 

[portlock seagull]

You’re going home in a Sussex ambulance….

…imagine the wait these days eh?

 

[pasty]

We’ve got tiny Cox

 

[herecomesaregular]

Doug is Evil

 

[The Optimist]

We are Brighton, super Brighton from the south

 

[The Optimist]

When the ball hits the net like a f***ing rocket it’s Zamora!

 

[The Optimist]

We’ve got tiny Cox

Followed by ‘we’ve got 5 foot Cox’

 

[Weststander]

I loved “Are you keeping up” Adkins …. using KC & The Sunshine Band’s song. The Withdeaner who invented that was a very creative, clever sausage.

 

[Jack Straw]

If you go down in the woods today...

 

[seagullwedgee]

Go left, go left

 

[albiongirl]

Oh Gary Hart
All the lad and lasses ..... you tend to hear this at away matches

 

[Titanic]

Bright Eyes

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

He’s a German, a mighty German he’s Uwe Hunenmeier……ooooooooo ooooo

 

[oldboyroy]

Stevie, Stevie Penney down the wing

 

[Affy]

Posh spice is a slapper, she really is a tart….

Michelle Kuipers a former Dutch marine…

 

[singing4seagulls]

Oh Stevey Sidwell, you are the love of my life,
Oh Stevey Sidwell, I'll let you shag my wife,
Oh Stevey Sidwell, I want ginger hair too.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I’d fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And shit on bastards below

 

[Van Cleef]

I liked the oppo singing "what's it like to have no trees" just after the '87 storm. Sorry, wrong thread.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

Our striker is bent
Our striker is bent