[Albion] what 1901 Club events do you want to see?

[timbha]

Had one on Saturday who had to ask a supervisor how to put drinks and food on the computer

Did you never have to learn “on the job”?

 

[zefarelly]

Shouting At Foreigners

Prawn Tossing

Umbrella Jousting

Riding Crop Rumpus

Tie Knotting

Butler Baiting

and

Not Playing Tennis.

Umbrella jousting has already happened . . . . I saw a few people flounce off as they lost their raffle tickets After the game.

It's been replaced by 'spot the collar' and spot the proper/clean shoes.

 

[Flounce]

Did you never have to learn “on the job”?

I was never put in front of customers until I knew the absolute basics, so no

 

[Questions]

A couple of filthy strippers going around with a bucket around the audience at 2.30 before their ‘Finale’

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Had one on Saturday who had to ask a supervisor how to put drinks and food on the computer

Probably best to close the laptop and place them on the closed top? Also a good idea to turn the computer off in case of any spillage.

 

[zefarelly]

Probably best to close the laptop and place them on the closed top? Also a good idea to turn the computer off in case of any spillage.

If putting drinks on a computer, I've found its better if they're in a cup or glass first.

 

[Change at Barnham]

A regular RIP session hosted by Harty appreciating and discussing the lives of various people that have passed since the last 1901 gathering.
Just in case anyone missed any of the media releases.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Synchronised ripping up of the seats in the middle tier by a modern artist to symbolise the proletariat taking back their rightful place in the working man’s game.

That, or dwarf tossing.

 

[HeaviestTed]

“Bean back (if televised)”

Does PBOBE need a firestick? Surely we can get one sorted for him, it’s only like £50 for a year.

 

[Gazwag]

Announce partnership with Whetherspoons to take over the food and beverage contract

Not sure they would want to walk to the top of WSU to go to the toilet though

 

[Baldrick]

Forget about "watch the 1st team train". How about "watch the 1st team win".

 

[Anger]

A good old-fashioned quiz hosted by Fiona Bruce with all answers written on vellum using Mont Blanc fountain pens.

 

[Commander]

A couple of filthy strippers going around with a bucket around the audience at 2.30 before their ‘Finale’

Agreed. There should definitely be be a pound in a pint glass lounge. Maybe the new one going above the North.

 

[Anger]

Shouting At Foreigners

Prawn Tossing

Umbrella Jousting

Riding Crop Rumpus

Tie Knotting

Butler Baiting

and

Not Playing Tennis.

Haven't they done the first one several times already?

 

[Nitram]

Cucumber sandwiches with crusts cut off, served by a tattooed Wetherspoons waitress.

 

[Questions]

Agreed. There should definitely be be a pound in a pint glass lounge. Maybe the new one

I missed loads of games back in the 80’s when that place on the Lewes road put on a lunchtime show. The Ship ?

 

[Questions]

Synchronised ripping up of the seats in the middle tier by a modern artist to symbolise the proletariat taking back their rightful place in the working man’s game.

That, or dwarf tossing.

What were Engel and Marx’s views on dwarf tossing ?

 

[Anger]

What were Engel and Marx’s views on dwarf tossing ?

Broadly against it.

 

[hart's shirt]

What were Engel and Marx’s views on dwarf tossing ?

Marx was supportive - he welcomed an uprising in the lower classes.

 

[Questions]

Marx was supportive - he welcomed an uprising in the lower classes.

I had no time for Engels. A few hits in the 60’s and then nothing.