Last time out, we slowed the pitches down to take Harris and Starc out of the equation, but we also had Swann.
With a certain lack of match winning spinners, not sure what the approach will be this time.
It'll be to get absolutely fcüuking ruined.
Last time out, we slowed the pitches down to take Harris and Starc out of the equation, but we also had Swann.
With a certain lack of match winning spinners, not sure what the approach will be this time.
It'll be to get absolutely fcüuking ruined.
Lose in the Windies and sack Moores, might give us some chance.
Only got the job as Downton needed to find a coach who would never pick KP, to back his decision up (not advocating a KP recall at this stage).
Last time out, we slowed the pitches down to take Harris and Starc out of the equation, but we also had Swann.
With a certain lack of match winning spinners, not sure what the approach will be this time.
I don't have any faith in the old duffers picking a proper replacement for Downton. Vaughan is crying out to do the job, but has said a few strong words on that ghastly new fandangled television contraption, so we won't want his sort ruffling up the place, wot wot.
Yeah, Lyon and Fawad are probably a better spin attack than anything England have got. Perhaps they should prepare the flattest tracks possible, play an extra batsman and aim for five draws
£8 .50 a dayIs it pay on the gate?
I don't have any faith in the old duffers picking a proper replacement for Downton. Vaughan is crying out to do the job, but has said a few strong words on that ghastly new fandangled television contraption, so we won't want his sort ruffling up the place, wot wot.
TufnellI find it depressing that the three people in the frame: Vaughan, Stewart and Strauss were all recent England captains. What they really need, as Australia found, is someone who wasn't a captain but a real, thoroughbred troublemaker. Not sure that anyone in the England camp springs to mind but a former captain does smack a bit like a safe choice.
If there's no English maverick to choose from, I'd go for a non-Englishman: what's Stephen Fleming doing these days?
This is going to be a very very painful Ashes summer. A bit like going back to the late 80s and 90s.
With the added bonus of being beaten first by New Zealand. We're away in South Africa next winter n'all.