West Ham Crap

[Booley]

I don't know if any one else has been hit by this, but West Ham keepsending me deals on credit cards and Villas in Spain.
They seem to think i'm a devoted West Ham fan and its really starting to annoy me, Seeing as I have supported the albion all my life!!!!

 

[Starry]

Ask to be removed from their mailing database.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Get a credit card, run up a huge bill then go on the run to one of those villas in Spain. Then take up a life of crime on the costa.

 

[SussexSpur]

Tell them, double or nothing.

 

[jevs]

If you apply for the credit card, you will get a free WHU baseball cap

 

[SussexSpur]

If you apply for the villa, they'll throw in your choice of Konchesky, Ferdinand or Quashie as well...

 

[Juan Albion]

If you apply for the credit card, you will get a free WHU baseball cap

Well, let's hope they are better at baseball than they are at football.

 

[Seagull Stew]

That'll teach you for buying home end tickets in the cup game!

 

[Gerbil]

Get the credit card and send ME the baseball cap.

Sorted

 

[Buzzer]

That'll teach you for buying home end tickets in the cup game!

Haven't got my offers yet. I bet it's in the post right now

 

[Kenhead]

I keep getting stuff through the post from fulham as i went there on a saturday when albion wasn't playing, i seem to have also become a member so can get tickets for any game, includeing the big ones!

I may go to there home game on bank holiday monday against man city depending on how difficult it is going to be to get back from tranmere, bit of a silly time to play that match when it looks impossible to get a train back after the game!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Sounds like a "mate" of yours has registered you, bit of a wind up.

Speaking of which, I'd hate to suggest any kind of mischief here, but if you have a mate who's getting on a bit, or not, as the case may be, you may be interested to know that Tena, providers of incontinence solutions, send out free sample packs if you register yourself or *cough* anyone else on their website.

One of my colleagues was THRILLED to receive his free sample through the post at work, not to mention several e-mails offering advice on bladder weakness problems

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

send them an email telling them
GERTCHA....

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Mr 13 year old son got a C/Card application form from them yesterday!

 

[Gully]

That isn't as bad as what happened to my grandad, he was written to by British Airways, his former employer...inviting him to the launch of some promotion or other. This came as a bit of a shock as he had died the year before and the company even sent a representative to his funeral...fortunately my nan had a great sense of humour and found this more than a little amusing.