West Chiltington - the New Midsommer

[Sloe Joe]

Yet again, another sinister murder, literally only 20 yards from the last and although I only visit only six times a year max, I arrived on the day on both occasions. This time the victims home was opposite my Mum's and both national press and Argus reporters were chasing her up the drive asking questions.
My mum has seen the AmEx and has a picture of Gus in her kitchen, so she has more important things on her mind.
And no, Inspector Barnaby was not in the paper shop when I bought my ciggies.

 

[Gully]

Ooooh, strange happenings in West Chilt, can't say I am surprised...the village has the mysterious Smock Alley and used to be home to a landlord who bore a striking resemblance to Henry VIII...bizarre place!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I believe one of NSC's resident sages lives in WC or thereabouts...although I haven't heard from him in a couple of days...hang on a second...

 

[Gully]

I believe one of NSC's resident sages lives in WC or thereabouts...although I haven't heard from him in a couple of days...hang on a second...

If he is the one that I am thinking of then it is definitely not him, the murderer is reported as being in his 60's, the aforementioned NSC sage was in the same year as me at school! Call the hounds off Edna!

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Working there tomorrow.Posh old lot out that way.

 

[chucky1973]

Yet again, another sinister murder, literally only 20 yards from the last and although I only visit only six times a year max, I arrived on the day on both occasions. This time the victims home was opposite my Mum's and both national press and Argus reporters were chasing her up the drive asking questions.
My mum has seen the AmEx and has a picture of Gus in her kitchen, so she has more important things on her mind.
And no, Inspector Barnaby was not in the paper shop when I bought my ciggies.

was it you?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

If he is the one that I am thinking of then it is definitely not him, the murderer is reported as being in his 60's, the aforementioned NSC sage was in the same year as me at school! Call the hounds off Edna!

Assuming we are talking one and the same, uckily his missus has been updating her Facebook status today so I am equally confident it's not him

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Pull him in anyway, Edna.