DICTIONARIES have admitted defeat and announced that from now on ‘lose’ will be spelt ‘loose’.
The move follows the apparent inability of the entire English-speaking world to spell a simple four-letter word correctly, and is a profound humiliation for Western civilisation.
Oxford English Dictionary editor Julian Cook said: “You cannot win a battle against 300 million illiterate idiots. You can only loose.
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The move follows the apparent inability of the entire English-speaking world to spell a simple four-letter word correctly, and is a profound humiliation for Western civilisation.
Oxford English Dictionary editor Julian Cook said: “You cannot win a battle against 300 million illiterate idiots. You can only loose.
Cont.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...ve-up-and-add-second-o-to-lose-20180413147246