Well, What's in your Attic ?

[Saladpack Seagull]

A Stradivarius and a Rembrandt. Unfortunately Stradivarius couldn't paint and Rembrandt made lousy violins!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Nothing nowadays. Used to be squirrels. Used to be able to hear their tiny hooves scampering across my ceiling all night every night. Starting driving me a bit head-mental in the end, so called in the council rodent buster. Bloke arrived in due course in all the gear, climbed the flimsy aluminium ladder, laid his deadly poison, and informed me that, give it a week, I'd have no further trouble with squirrels and I might want to think about getting the gap in the roof fixed .Excellent, sez I, when do you come back to pick up the ex-squirrels? No, he sez, you have to do that yourself. Which found me a week later mounting the flimsy aluminium ladder wearing a pair of marigolds and clutching a sturdy bin liner. Let's just say it's not the best hour I've ever spent....

 

[LamieRobertson]

A f***ing sledge. Ffs

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I thought you would be keeping your magazine collection up there ..............Plumbers Weekly

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I thought you would be keeping your magazine collection up there ..............Plumbers Weekly

I'm still on a massive festival comedown [emoji53]

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[perseus]

Spiders

 

[hart's shirt]

An At-At, Atic Atac, Tic Tacs and Hodgson's tactics.

 

[luppers]

A lot of old relics ie Glenn Murray

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Bedrooms mostly - and a toilet.

 

[melias shoes]

Loads of remainers that wanted to vote....and still don't know!☺

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Hi Fi boxes and the remnants of a cannabis growing enterprise, it woz the last people, honest officer.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Paul Valley using the internet.

 

[marlowe]

Vintage porn and a railway set

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Nothing nowadays. Used to be squirrels. Used to be able to hear their tiny hooves scampering across my ceiling all night every night.

I didn't know that squirrels had hooves.