[Football] Well well well

[Simster]

I've just been to my front door to sign for a parcel from the Royal Mail. I'm actually wearing an Albion shirt as I'm playing football locally in 20 minutes. When I signed, he said "I know you don't I". I couldn't put a name to his face and after a couple of mins of tooing and froing, he said he knew me from the message boards.

Cutting a long story short, I've just met @Dougie in person, on my front door step.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I've just been to my front door to sign for a parcel from the Royal Mail. I'm actually wearing an Albion shirt as I'm playing football locally in 20 minutes. When I signed, he said "I know you don't I". I couldn't put a name to his face and after a couple of mins of tooing and froing, he said he knew me from the message boards.

Cutting a long story short, I've just met @Dougie in person, on my front door step.

Brilliant

I'd imagine you may not be getting all your important mail going forwards and may shortly receive a special delivery dogshit.

At least you'll be able to relax after your game today by watching Sheffield Wednesday get humped by the Posh.

 

[Bozza]

Last on here 34 minutes ago. Was that before or after this traumatic encounter?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I've just been to my front door to sign for a parcel from the Royal Mail. I'm actually wearing an Albion shirt as I'm playing football locally in 20 minutes. When I signed, he said "I know you don't I". I couldn't put a name to his face and after a couple of mins of tooing and froing, he said he knew me from the message boards.

Cutting a long story short, I've just met @Dougie in person, on my front door step.

Was he such a twat in real life?

 

[The Clamp]

I’m more surprised a parcel being delivered by Royal Fail actullay turned up.

 

[Simster]

Last on here 34 minutes ago. Was that before or after this traumatic encounter?

20 minutes before. Actually he introduced himself as SJ's love monkey. I think that's Dougie's name on here?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

20 minutes before. Actually he introduced himself as SJ's love monkey. I think that's Dougie's name on here?

If it is, then that is a second username. SJ's love monkey used that name on Nsc. Mates with Bakesy, and Gerbil. I thought he was a plasterer not a postie.

 

[jcdenton08]

Wellity Wellllity Welllity

 

[Guinness Boy]

Last on here 34 minutes ago. Was that before or after this traumatic encounter?

When you say "on here" I presume you don't mean actually posting? For some reason the Palace goons have done less of that this season. Must have repetitive stress injuries or something.

 

[Jack Straw]

I thought he was a plasterer not a postie.

Is this the new "Lover, not a fighter"?

 

[AmexRuislip]

If it is, then that is a second username. SJ's love monkey used that name on Nsc. Mates with Bakesy, and Gerbil. I thought he was a plasterer not a postie.

Shirley most posties look plastered these days, from the amount of crap they have to carry!

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Is your real name Simster

 

[Brovion]

I've just been to my front door to sign for a parcel from the Royal Mail. I'm actually wearing an Albion shirt as I'm playing football locally in 20 minutes. When I signed, he said "I know you don't I". I couldn't put a name to his face and after a couple of mins of tooing and froing, he said he knew me from the message boards.

Cutting a long story short, I've just met @Dougie in person, on my front door step.

How did he recognise you? Surely you can't be the only Albion fan in Reigate?

And the only picture of you on here I've ever seen is the immortal 'bunk beds' one!

 

[Whitechapel]

If it is, then that is a second username. SJ's love monkey used that name on Nsc. Mates with Bakesy, and Gerbil. I thought he was a plasterer not a postie.

I’m not sure Gerbil would appreciate being called mates with a Palace fan

 

[Mr Bridger]

If it is, then that is a second username. SJ's love monkey used that name on Nsc. Mates with Bakesy, and Gerbil. I thought he was a plasterer not a postie.

Male escort I heard.

 

[Frankie]

This thread needs looking into more deeply.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Was he such a twat in real life?

Postman Twat

 

[Bodian]

How did he recognise you? Surely you can't be the only Albion fan in Reigate?

And the only picture of you on here I've ever seen is the immortal 'bunk beds' one!

Was the post addressed to 'Mr Simster'?

 

[Dougie]

I've just been to my front door to sign for a parcel from the Royal Mail. I'm actually wearing an Albion shirt as I'm playing football locally in 20 minutes. When I signed, he said "I know you don't I". I couldn't put a name to his face and after a couple of mins of tooing and froing, he said he knew me from the message boards.

Cutting a long story short, I've just met @Dougie in person, on my front door step.

not me, I’m a brickie not a postie.

 

[hart's shirt]

not me, I’m a brickie not a postie.

Doggie, that wouldn't surprise me.

Your extended though not entirely unwelcome absence from NSC in recent months that coincided with both Palace's all-too-brief relegation flirtation and Albion's push for European qualification would suggest that you've clearly been bricking it.

Although if/when the latter of those scenarios is realised in the next week or so, I fully expect you to go postal too.

Will you be staying long this time? Or have you disappeared again already?