Well, looks like we have a new striker by Thursday!

[murraymints4brighton]

Vassell, Phillips, Hooper, Sharp, Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink and PHIL MCHUNT QUALITY!!!

 

[Dizzle.]

What a load of bollocks!!!...however, if it were true then that would be TREMENDOUS.

 

[porkypie]

Pardew will be reading this!

 

[Billy the Fish]

in fact I can't see any rumour threads from him/her in the past.

No rumors, but posting in txt speak = child = this is bullshit

NEXT

 

[The Wookiee]

Got it on a VERY reliable source which I CANNOT say anything more about, that we will by Thursday evening sign a certain Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink!! Released on a free by Hull at the end of last season he has been out of a contract and out of a club, been in talks with a few teams alot higher up than us but apparently he is extremely interested in coming down and thanks to Gus he's willing to take the pay cut and it's all just a formality from here on out!

You heard it here first!

 

[brightonmark1234]

Would be good signing but cant see it happening.

 

[Seagulltonian]

Target man for Barnes/Hoylroyd to feed off??!!

 

[Da Man Clay]

Ridiculous

 

[Marshy]

I think i might boycott this site until the season kicks off, its just gtting out of hand !

 

[upthealbion1970]

Target man for Barnes/Hoylroyd to feed off??!!

i think holroyd needs more than that

maybe a compass.....

 

[clippedgull]

Not another clown who thinks it's funny to make this kind of shit up.

This.

 

[Mendoza]

Ernest will be PROUD next season when BREZOVAN rolls the ball to CALDERON, who dribbles it forward and passes it BATTIPEIDI, who the crosses for VENNEGOOR OF HESSELINK to flick on for HELGUSON to tap home our 3rd against Rochdale. Tried and tested!

 

[murraymints4brighton]

Target man for Barnes/Hoylroyd to feed off??!!

errr.... What about Craig "snoopy" Davies Surely his 7 goals in 22 games at League 2 level put's him right up in contention? Ask for peanut head the only thing he will be feeding off next season is his straw, right next to the Barndoor.

 

[astevens76]

To be our back-up striker that might get loaned out to a League Two side for some experience?

(Although if this whole rumour has any hint of truth, it would be AMAZING)

 

[Scoffers]

I think i might boycott this site until the season kicks off, its just gtting out of hand !

This

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Got it on a VERY reliable source which I CANNOT say anything more about, that we will by Thursday evening sign a certain Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink!! Released on a free by Hull at the end of last season he has been out of a contract and out of a club, been in talks with a few teams alot higher up than us but apparently he is extremely interested in coming down and thanks to Gus he's willing to take the pay cut and it's all just a formality from here on out!

You heard it here first!

So in summary of this thread, nobody believes you. I believe that is what the kids these days (of which you are probably one) call an 'Epic Fail'.

 

[Bigtomfu]

Dirk Lehman anyone?

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Jeez I hop not. Steptoe and Son's old nag was faster. He is absolute slow and pants and slow and pants and ................

Stop these very very silly rumours, please.......

TNBA

TTF

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Vennegoor of Hesselink?

Barnes of Plymouth, methinks.

 

[FFF]

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink and Darius Vassell.